I never really found Catwoman attractive.  I mean, she’s not ugly, I get that but with comic book characters… they’re all attractive except for the ones whose powers are to be not attractive.  Probably not a coincidence those are usually guys (when they are women they are villains, if those villains turn good they get more attractive.  See Rogue, Marrow, etc.)  But for me at least there were always more interesting characters out there.  Or it may just be that everyone thinks Catwoman, or at least that have since Julie Newmar put on black latex.  So I kind of knew this entry would be inevitable once I saw the Dark Knight Rises, you don’t put out a summer blockbuster and put in one of comics few universally recognized sex symbols and screw up how she looks.  See, I knew I’d be writing this because I have always really liked Anne Hathaway and I knew I wasn’t totally immune to skin tight leather.  I think it started at first because she was in Princess Diaries and other Disney stuff and it felt… I dunno, extra dirty to lust after the good girl?  But the thing is she’s a porcelain goddess. She’s also a really good actress which goes a long way to making me like her.  She also seems so fun and game, be it Saturday Night Live, an interview, a horrible Oscars, she gives it her all, no one could claim she is anything but a pro. I would say I am surprised this is her first appearance here but I’m not because I hate her current short hair, it just doesn’t do it for me.  I doubt she’s crushed or I have struck her with any urge to change it, and that’s cool, but it does mean that I have turned my gaze elsewhere.  Or I had, I saw the Dark Knight Rises, she was gorgeous, she was awesome and bam, here we are, digging through my pictures folder.  I guess that’s all I have to say, I certainly don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone who hasn’t seen it but I will give away this one part.  SPOILERS: Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

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