The thing about watching a lot of horror movies is you end up seeing a lot of actors and actresses who are less than well known but are often beautiful people.  It’s kind of why they’re cast, for a mediocre to bad horror movie the formula is simple, gather pretty people, isolate them, kill them.   Most of them are forgettable, you might comment on how nice someone’s breasts are when you get to obligatory topless scene or someone might have a great smile but overall you don’t really remember them.  Sometimes they rise above, you get a great performance or a good one and they keep showing up.  Those people really stick out, it’s how I noticed Mary Elisabeth Winstead.  Sometimes though, you get someone who stands out but you never really see again.  That’s Jennifer Ellison to me but I still remember her.  Now, she might be a big deal in England or she might not be, I don’t have even the beginning of a clue but given how very, very easy it was to find scores of pictures of her she has to be someone of note.  I think.  All I know is I saw her in the Cottage and the entire movie was so much fun but she was awesome in it.  She played just the most foul mouthed, abrasive hostage I have ever seen.  She was a raging bitch in all the best ways and within seconds I was charmed.  Also she was pretty hot in a trashy sort of way.  I guess that might sound like an insult but sometimes that’s kind of nice.  My point is she was very good and very memorable and I feel like it’s a shame IMDB has her with so few credits because at least in this role she was fantastic.  Well, today some pictures of her popped up because apparently she’s lost weight?  I guess she had a weight issue?  I don’t know, I missed all that, she looks the same to me and today I want to fuck Jennifer Ellison.