It is a little funny to me that to so many people still think of Ellie Kemper as “the blow job girl” or some variation of that.  I guess in part because I somehow missed that whole video when everyone was watching it (I’m human, I keep up pretty well but no one can see everything when it’s new) and so for me that was something to watch after she was on the office and everyone said, “Hey, it’s the blow job girl”.  I guess we put people in boxes like that but in this case it seems so very limiting.  I feel like I have been reading the onion my whole life but more likely only since Tower Records started selling it in the 90’s, but she writes for the Onion.  When McSweeney’s started publishing it’s quarterly I thought I was in heaven and of course she has written for that.  I am actually currently digging through old Nerdists episodes and am on hers and she is just so funny. I mean she’s a talented woman (UCB people are like, always amazing though) but then so many people are, it’s interesting how we fix them in our minds to one job or one thing and that’s who they become to us.  Anyway, none of that has much to do with anything, I happen to find her very funny, impressively talented, and attractive so today I want to fuck Ellie Kemper.