So it’s Katy Perry again. Yay Katy Perry? I mean, yes, yay Katy Perry. Good job being hot and getting my motor running but man I don’t have a thing to say about her at the moment. At least not without repeating myself. I feel bad about this, like if I am going to be inspired to lust after someone I should be inspired to talk about them. But I have nothing. I kind of wish she wasn’t dating John Mayer cause that guys really seems like a douche. I mean, I am not one to judge and I don’t like slagging people here but… that guy has a thing about him. She’s a big girl, I am sure she can handle herself but I dunno, that guy seems slimy, I don’t wish him on anyone. You know who I do wish on someone? Katy Perry. On me. Yeah, that’s my clever segue for the day. I told you I had nothing say, I just… well, you know, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.
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