So it’s Katy Perry again.  Yay Katy Perry?  I mean, yes, yay Katy Perry.  Good job being hot and getting my motor running but man I don’t have a thing to say about her at the moment.  At least not without repeating myself.  I feel bad about this, like if I am going to be inspired to lust after someone I should be inspired to talk about them.  But I have nothing.  I kind of wish she wasn’t dating John Mayer cause that guys really seems like a douche.  I mean, I am not one to judge and I don’t like slagging people here but… that guy has a thing about him.  She’s a big girl, I am sure she can handle herself but I dunno, that guy seems slimy, I don’t wish him on anyone.  You know who I do wish on someone?  Katy Perry.  On me.  Yeah, that’s my clever segue for the day.  I told you I had nothing say, I just… well, you know, today I want to fuck Katy Perry.

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