Being sick as an adult is pretty lame.  I mean, I guess it’s always lame but as an adult it is lame because you typically have to keep going with your life.  You can’t just cough and make a sad face at your mom and skip out on responsibilities for the day, instead you cough, you make a sad face and you end up looking in the mirror and realizing all the dumb shit you have to do today and how if you don’t go to work it will be a crisis or at least an inconvenience (interestingly as adults we have way overblown ideas of our own importance just like we did as kids, it just manifests in different ways).  I think the hardest thing though is the lack of comfort.  I mean, you’re just a little sick and your throat hurts a little?  Just take something and move on, no one is going to baby you over something everyone experiences now and then.  Well, unless you have a good boyfriend or girlfriend, they will indulge you… to an extent.  Anyway, if you can’t tell I am mildly sick but have decided to whine about it because whining at least makes it feel a little better.  Someone somewhere will feel bad for you.  Of course, it doesn’t exactly lead to sexy thoughts but I think I ended up thinking Kristen Bell would be perfect for today because as everyone knows but her we were meant for each other, so I guess I take some comfort in the idea of her.  Or maybe subconsciously I think she makes good soup.  I don’t know, I have to go to work but I guess today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.