I have woken up this morning and I feel like I am dying.  Or dead.  Or like I was dead for three days.  I’m not saying I’m Jesus, just the Jesus of blogging about what celebrities I want to sleep with.  Or something close.  My point is that I am sore all over and my head feels like it wants to explode.  I really would not be surprised if it split open and a living creature just crawled out.  That’s what happened if I don’t post tomorrow.  My head gave birth.  Wait, am I comparing myself to Zeus now?  Maybe I really do have some sort of god complex… anyway, happy Easter, I hope it’s a good one be you a believer in Jewish Zombies or just ancient fertility rites.  Either way, here is Kate Upton dressed  as a bunny.  And wearing Beach Bunny bikinis.  And putting on roller skates.  I am not sure how the last one really applies but if I felt better I am pretty sure I could come up with some mildly convincing bullshit.  I’ve been doing this over the year so let’s all just agree to pretend that’s what I did, I think I’ve earned a freebie.  Anyway, fertility rites, birth and rebirth, Kate Upton makes me think about those things.  Sorta.  Well, you get it, right?  Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.