So I was watching this video with Kelly Brook in it.  It is a ridiculous ad for a ridiculous product but it reminded me that Kelly Brook is ridiculously hot.  I can’t think of a world where I would buy Axe Body Spray but I would buy Kelly Brook.  No, hold on, that sounds horrible, I am not endorsing slavery or whatever.  I am saying I get celebrity endorsements, besides the fact that I would never watch a 3 minutes long commercial in most cases, I certainly wouldn’t so raptly watch it.  And now, I am still unlikely to buy their product but I am still talking about it and thinking about it.  And that is wrong because really the only thought any right thinking person should ever have about Axe Body Spray is, “Hey, that guy is wearing way too much cologne that comes out of an aerosol can”.  But… I am sold on Kelly Brook and those bastards clearly put an association in my mind.  Very clever, axeholes.  Anyway, Kelly Brook is very hot and lucky because I am an American unlike body spray I can pretend she is classy and exotic just because she’s from another country.  Which will make British people reading this laugh probably but it isn’t about being right, it’s about feeling like I am better than everyone else.  Today Kelly Brook is better than everyone else in my mind.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.