Leighton Meester is here because… it’s my blog not yours!  Wait, that’s not a good reason and strangely adversarial.  I always hated when my parents answer was, “Because I said so”.  It was never convincing and really just made me want to do whatever way more.  Leighton is here because she’s pretty, ok?  I don’t have a really in depth reason or really anything special to say about her.  I have talked about her before and just how much I liked her once upon a time.  I did get really excited when I saw an email about Carrie Bishop not to long ago but then bam, rug yanked out from under me, she’s been recast.  That was disappointing because I got really excited, which I think means I am craving more Leighton in my life.  So I guess that’s why she’s here, to sate a craving.  You know what, I don’t know why she’s here, if you read this far I am sorry, I am horrible at this today.  So you know… today I want to fuck Leighton Meester.

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