As a non Brit (funnier phrase than you realize) but an observer one thing that kind of blows my mind is Fearne Cotton.  Pictures of Fearne Cotton show up constantly but they are not the type I tend to like.  They are always the same, her walking down the street, wearing a coat because England is always cold and overcast, and just trying to get to work.  I mean, call it what you will, street fashion or creepy paparazzi photos, rarely do any look that great.  But she has this thing where she always looks kind of pissed off.  Apparently it’s part of her persona.  But… I mean, maybe she looks always a little annoyed because there is always a camera in her face.  Like, what is the point of working in radio if you have to dress up and do your hair and make up.  People can’t see you.  Except they can because people stalk you and take pictures on the way to work.  So I think she should be given a pass for looking annoyed.  Because she doesn’t look annoyed when modeling clothing.  Or at red carpet events.  What I am saying is, the larger lesson in life is if when you engage with someone they are always a certain way… maybe it’s not them, maybe it’s you.  So that’s your lesson today.  I know you’re here for life lessons.  Anyway, she is pretty, I actually like her sense of style, and today I want to fuck Fearne Cotton.