Zooey Deschanel was really pretty on New Girl last night, thus she is here today.  I know that is a boring way of putting things and I have been boring all week but I have been really tired.  I have been doing that sleep thing where you wake up every half an hour or so. It leads to strange dreams and not a lot of restfulness.  So I am trying my best, I promise.  I know people have told me they like when my entries are funny but my brain isn’t working at that capacity today.  So here’s a joke I loved when I was 5.  This guy is at an intersection with a truck full of penguins and they are making a commotion.  So a cop pulls him over and says, “These penguins are a nuisance.  Take these penguins to the zoo!"  So the guy agrees.  The next day same truck is there full of penguins and they’re all wearing sunglasses and the cop pulls him over again and says, "I thought i told you to take these penguins to the zoo”.  The guy says, “I did.  Today we’re going to the beach”.  Maybe Zooey Deschanel would like that joke.  I feel like she wouldn’t hate it at least.  Today I want to fuck Zooey Deschanel.