So today is my buddy ganstersexy ’s birthday and I don’t know how she actually feels about Emily Ratajkowski (though I did slip in what I consider a birthday themed photo, see if you can figure out which one.  It’s like Where’s Waldo.  You know except for idiots).  I assume she at least kind of likes Emily Ratajkowski though because she enjoys attractive women and Emily Ratajkowski is an extremely attractive woman.  So the math seems pretty simple.  Emily Ratajkowski being in Gone Girl has been huge for me because she seems to be popping up at events all the time as a result, as a matter of fact she was at some Golden Globes thing and I have no idea who else was there but she won because… look at her.  Also enjoy the visual pun of her standing next to a sign that says golden globes while wearing a low cut dress.  Enjoying picture of Emily Ratajkowski works on so many levels!  Anyway, happy birthday to ganstersexy and happy Saturday to me cause look at Emily Ratajkowski!  Today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.

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