I have a friend who one of her favorite things is shoes.  Not like in a sexual way.  Not judging for those of you who they are a sexual thing I just mean red carpet photos or something come out and her first thing is, “Oooo, look at her shoes”.  She loves Mosh and shoes are a big part of that but so is just the look Mosh has generally curated.  Of coruse, about a month ago Mosh posted some pictures of her shoe closet.  The results weer a hilarious sputtering on the part of my friend and she cycled from, “A shoe closet, I didn’t even know those existed,” to, “Oh wow,’ and finally to, "Look at all those shoes!"  What does this story have to do with anything?  Well, nothing really it was just fun.  And I guess it’s proof that there is something to appreciate about Mosh for everyone, even straight girls.  Now, you might not be someone who likes Mosh and my claiming there is something for everyone to like could feel like I am criticizing you or attacking you.  You are absolutely right.  There is something wrong with you, some broken thing deep down preventing you from feeling true joy.  Get your shit together.  Look at her, she is gorgeous!  Her make up is perfect.  Her hair is amazing.  Her sense of style is phenomenal.  Don’t be that guy who hates great stuff just to hate it.  Or do, whatever, it’s your life.  It’s why no one likes you though.  Back on topic, I like Mosh, she is gorgeous and today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.