So I guess Kelly Brook has a TV show coming out soon and I am not sure what to think about that because I haven’t looked into it that much.  I have enjoyed Elisha Cuthbert’s comedy stylings before on a sitcom so that’s a good sign but I have been warned in no uncertain terms to avoid Kelly Brook’s acting before by friends.  I have really only seen her in a few things and those are things where her role was to be the “hot girl” and I thought she pulled those off.  I think she might be playing the hot girl on the show so I think she has that kind of range.  Who knows.  She has looked lovely at the press tour stuff though.  That’s not why she’s here, she’s here because I had a dream about her.  Like I was at a friend’s part and sitting on the couch and she was there to and was really nice and kept coming over and talking and I couldn’t quit looking at her breasts and I was really nervous she’d notice and think I was super creepy because I just could not looking (Pro tip: For anyone who doesn’t know this, girls always know when you keep looking at their breasts.  Always.  You are never as subtle as they think and said breasts are attached to them so they have had lots of practice with people looking at them.  Just for those of you who didn’t know this fact of nature).  I don’t know what happened then, basically that’s all I remember of the dream and like… how the sweater she was wearing fit.  So you know… if I am entirely honest Kelly Brook is here cause of her boobs today.  This isn’t the first time her boobs have put her here.  It happens.  Today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.