So today is my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles birthday (well here.  She lives in the land of make believe and it’s almost over there but here in America it’s just starting, which means in places that matter it is her birthday).  I feel pretty lucky that Anna Kendrick is on my mind today because she likes Anna Kendrick a lot.  I am not sure how that works given they are both girls but I’ll make a mental note to google that later and see if the internet knows anything about women being attracted to women. I feel lucky mainly because I was worried I would have to pick a model today and whole-lies-and-half-smiles hates models.  Hates them.  If I remember correctly her father was a runway and models used to just walk all over him.  Finally one day a model killed him.  Or a bear.  I mean it might have been a bear that killed him.  Or he might not be dead.  Look, I’ll be honest, when my friends talk I don’t really pay attention, I just wait for them to stop talking so I can tell them some hilarious and awesome story and we can all agree I rule.  I rule.  That’s what today is really about, how great I am.  And Anna Kendrick.  So happy birthday to Kate and today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.