So I had a lot of trouble choosing who to pick today.  Which means I am going to be in real trouble tomorrow because if the Independent Spirit Awards gave me too many options the Oscars are going to crush me. So this pick is later than usual because of that but also because of an intense discussion about which song is more deeply misogynistic the Rolling Stone’s “Under my Thumb” or Neil Young’s “A Man Needs a Maid”.  And also which one is better. Anyway, I have moved past that and am just listening to Isaac Hayes instead.  None of that matters because I am here to take about Kristen Bell.  Though since she is all around amazing and perfect I am sure she would have interesting thoughts about the subject.  I guess she won the Independent Spirit Awards?  Maybe?  I don’t know if she won by dress alone but she won my heart years ago so she is here.  Of course, she was in the news this week for voicing the controversial opinion that maybe you shouldn’t let your children die of preventable diseases.  I can see why there are two sides to that argument.  What if your kid is kind of a dick?  Maybe polio will wipe that smirk off his face!  Anyway, she’s welcome to her insane opinions that rubella is to be avoided.  And you know, I want to have her babies.  So today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.