So I guess Ariana Grande is on tour at the moment.  Or, no, I don’t guess.  I know.  I am literate and when picture of her on stage state she is in a certain city for the Honeymoon Tour it means that she is on tour.  But it’s this like… thing I do.  A bit of intellectual cowardice or something, I can’t commit to an actual statement, you have to give yourself wiggle room so that what you said isn’t definite, then you can’t really be wrong.  Like I’m fucking Hamlet or something and my inability to decide makes me a hero.  Some hero, dude didn’t accomplish shit and Ophelia’s at the bottom of a river simply because she didn’t realize spoiled, rich momma’s boys are absolutely the wrong people to fall in love with.  Fuck Hamlet, am I right?  How did we get here?  I don’t know, Ariana Grande is on tour and I know this for certain.  I also happen to know she mixes a strange combination of adorable and sexy.  I am sure some people find it off putting but those people are not me.  I happen to find it attractive.  She is attractive.  No wishy washy bullshit here from me.  I don’t care what is nobler in the minds of men, she is attractive, I like what she has been wearing on stage, thus today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.