So for those of you who don’t know, and I say that a lot but in this case there is just honestly no reason you’d know this, I use a Roku to consume most of my screen based media.   I like it a lot, I highly suggest it if you are without a smart TV and want something.  Anyway, it has little billboard ads for things to watch on the far right of the screen when you are choosing which app to open, there was an add for something called Kate Spade Misadventures.  No idea what it was but Anna Kendrick’s face was huge on this add, it was basically her face, looking beautiful and hopeful and… I clicked my first ever roku ad.  Apparently it’s a youtube video.  And it was mildly funny.  Because Anna Kendrick is funny.  And charismatic.  And gorgeous.  And basically kind of perfect.  I can’t believe it’s been more than a month since I posted her last.  it feels like a huge oversight.  How is it possible I have gone a month without posting her.  I’m sorry.  Terrible mistake on my part and thank god to the brave men and women who come up with algorithms that figure out what I might like.  Because it brought all of us a little bit of Anna Kendrick today, and that makes all our lives better.  Another Victory for Capitalism!  Suck it Lenin. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick

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