So the bad news is I probably will not be able to see Crimson Peak this weekend.  It just doesn’t appear to be in the cards.  Now, I realize that there could be worse words and a lot of you are thinking, “This doesn’t matter to me at all so it isn’t really bad news for me”.  To you I would ask, how have you been following me for so long and not understood this is all about me?  Anyway, the good news is with Crimson Peak out Jessica Chastain has been everywhere.  I am very happy about this because seeing Jessica Chastain makes me happy.  I am looking forward to a nice long Chastain season this year.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.