Lots of Halloween costumes this year to go through and it’s interesting cause there are lots of solid ones but nothing that blew me away (Well except Heidi Klum and she doesn’t count because he costumes are always amazing but are also deeply unsettling as they are almost too eerily accurate and enter the whole Uncanny Valley thing).  I do appreciate costumes that aren’t just an excuse to show skin, I like some that show some dedication.  I guess because it leads me to believe that person must care as much about Halloween as I do.  This could be a complete misread but I choose to believe it.  So there were a few standouts that fell under that category, Victoria Justice did a good job and always does actually.  But I have settled on Emily Ratajkowski cause painting yourself yellow is no joke.  That’s more than just getting it right, that’s committing yourself to leaving a yellow smear everywhere.  I know, I’ve done the body paint thing before and for days you are finding traces of it everywhere.  It’s astounding.  Also, it’s a pretty close approximation of Marge Simpson.  Without the… uncomfortable accuracy of a previously named supermodel’s Jessica Rabbit costume.  So today I want to fuck Emily Ratajkowski.