So Charli XCX was at the new exhibit for the Royal Academy for the Arts (or is it of the arts?  It must be for, of wouldn’t make sense.  Either way, I’m not looking it up like some sort of nerd) and I loved the way she looked.  She posted pictures of the outfit on her social media a few days prior and I liked it then.  The pink eye shadow, the leopard print hat and pants, the shoes.  Even the denim top.  I loved it.  I also immediately was like, “Boy, the people who are really annoyed by my attraction to Charli XCX and hate how she dresses are not going to like this outfit”.  So here I am steering hard into that skid because I happen to like how she has a distinctive style.  I also kind of like tweaking people.  So I just went and grabbed a bunch of outfits those people will hate.  I thought she looked great.  I mean, I also happen to think she is a tremendous talent and charming but it’s basically common knowledge that I am scary smart.  So if you disagree you could be right but… well, I’d tell you to do the math but that would be cruel since I am so smart and I pretty heavily implying your some sort of mouth breathing troglodyte.  What can I say, I’m a dick.  Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.