I am streaming field hockey on my phone next to my computer as I work here and as I was typing this yesterday’s pick just was part of a pretty cool scoring play.  New Zealand is handling Australia pretty well.  This is going to be about Ellen Hoog though, as a public service.  Which, ok, obviously this blog is almost always a public service.  You’re welcome.  But I posted her a few days ago and it got a pretty good reaction, including a lot of “Oh my god” and “Who is she?” sort of things sent my way.  Which… um, that second question, I get that sometimes and I really want to point out all those words that follow the pictures? That usually answers that.  At least a little bit.  But I get it, she’s gorgeous.  Like model gorgeous.  It’s why pictures of her are easy because she’s pretty and pretty enough that just being pretty would probably be enough for her to show up in pictures if she wanted but she’s also a two time gold medalist and an elite athlete.  So the public service part is this: you can see her play today.  Sure there is only a quarter left in the game I am watching right now but Ellen Hoog? Her match is at 7:30 ET tonight.  You have lots of time to prepare for that, and since The Dutch seem to be the best at this, you can watch the best do it.  And after some discussion yesterday it was concluded their Orange uniforms are the prettiest uniforms.  They do really pop on the blue turf.  So you know, give it a shot.  Because it’s fun and she’s gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Ellen Hoog.