Here is Candice Swanepoel who is pregnant at the moment.  Like I often do, I secretly slipped in a picture of her in such a state, see if you can figure out which on it is!  It’s a fun game.  Anyway, I bring this up because not too long ago I saw her basically have to say online that if you dislike pictures of pregnant women or you think women look gross when they are pregnant you are free to unfollow her.  Which seems pretty obvious to me, that you know, you’re welcome to your opinion so if for some reason the reproductive cycle bothers you why not avoid it?  But for some reason, a lot of people’s response I guess is to leave mean comments.  Which makes sense, since all social media is opt in, you have to follow her, clearly she’s a monster for making you do that and then continue to do so?  Look, I don’t get people who seem to think the world exists to cater to their whims.  It just confuses me.  Like, what was their childhood like because mine was basically lesson after lesson that no one gives two fucks about what I want, so I am just imaging spoiled kids in short pants with giant lollipops with mothers telling them no one came to their birthday party because they’re all so jealous.  Which is reductive, they probably aren’t all losers, some of them are probably quite popular assholes.  But it makes me feel better.  Anyway, that’s a side track, Candice happens to be pregnant but she’s just here because I saw that first picture of her and was like, hey she sure is beautiful.  That’s it.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.