So are you aware Rihanna has a new video?  Do you know that Rihanna is unmistakably and remarkably beautiful?  If so, good for you, you are alive and have eyes.  If you aren’t aware I am here to educate you.  She has a new video.  People like it.  People like the song.  You should check it out.  I can’t promise you’ll like the song but I bet if you’re reading this you’ll like the video.  I feel confident in saying so.  If you didn’t realize she’s beautiful I don’t know what to tell you.  Check your pulse, you might be dead.  If you are I am sorry.  That has to be hard to handle.  But hey, congrats on still being able to use a computer!  Try not to take it personally if people see you and run in terror, it isn’t you, it’s a natural human aversion to the unquiet dead.  Sorry, we all have our blind spots.  We can’t see past the unnatural circumstances of your existence and you can’t see past your cold, soulless existence to realize that Rihanna is beautiful.  We all have flaws.  Except I guess Rihanna, who genuinely seems like a pretty amazing and delightful person and again, is beautiful.  Next level beautiful.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.