I know I just posted Kelly Brook the other day and this is really frequent for someone who hasn’t shown up in forever but she was on my mind again. So I changed things up by posting her in her underwear. Well, not her underwear. I don’t think models just come to shoots with their own underwear. Or I do. I assuem most… no, we’ll say some, I don’t want to get locked into a definitive range here, some models at least come to shoots with their own underwear. On their bodies. But that isn’t what they wear in the shoot because that kind of defeats the purpose of trying to sell whatever underwear the company that hired her made. So that’s what I mean. Of course, now saying it’s not hers implies it’s someone else’s underwear and I don’t think that is true either. That would be all kinds of creepy. I mean, I assume she is the only person to wear said underwear but ownership is such a tricky question. Not legally but like… metaphysically. What does it mean to own something, what determines who that underwear belongs to. I guess legally would be one way to determine it but I feel like in a deeper sense it is whoever we associate it with. And I don’t know which brands she is modeling for here. Some of them might just be modeling for things that aren’t underwear even. So I guess… I guess it is her underwear because if I were to discuss it I would say, “Oh, yeah, Kelly Brook’s underwear”. I am not sure why I would be having this conversation but my basic point is I was right the first time. These are pictures of Kelly Brook in her underwear. Thus making this a lot of words that took us around in a circle and accomplished nothing. Which maybe is what I should just rename this blog. It’s catchy. Anyway, Kelly Brook is one of those people I have been attracted to forever and if i wanted to be really reductive I could say because boobs but the truth is the world is full of boobs. The internet even more so. So there has to be something more and I have posted her a lot over the years, though less often recently but that’s more a factor of her just showing up less often everywhere else. I don’t know what it is about her that clicks for me but she does. I do have boundless affection for British women I suppose. Though again, there are a lot of them and it’s really specific British women I am drawn to. Look, I am not going to figure this out, I barely figured out the underwear thing. All I know is that today I want to fuck Kelly Brook.
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