So Karen Gillan was in a magazine called Glass Magazine and I for one think this is a fantastic idea.  I don’t mean a magazine about glass, or well, it might be about something else but the title only gives me so many clues, but rather putting Karen Gillan in your magazine.  Sometimes I wonder why celebrities so often show up in photoshoots for magazines I have never heard of because I wonder how these magazines stay afloat.  Print is dead and I hear all the major publications are struggling, so how does Glass Magazine pay the bills?  I don’t know, is it a Scottish thing?  I know I have at least one follower who lives in Scotland.  Tell me about Scottish Glass culture.  Make it up if you have to, just make it believable.  Luckily that won’t be hard because all Americans know about Scotland is Braveheart and the Loch Ness Monster or if we’re really well educated we know Haggis is a thing.  Most people don’t know what it is but they know they think it’s gross.  What I am saying is there is a lot of room for you to make up a story about Karen Gillan and glass blowing and the fabled Alban Glass Mines of Donald II.  Trust me, I won’t actually look it up to see if it’s true.  I mean, I am inclined to look fondly on whatever you tell me about the place because I know Karen Gillan is Scottish so I just assume the place has a lot of great things going on if you could afford to let her go.  It must be some sort of paradise.  Anyway, she looked great, she is great, more strange magazines with her in it please!  Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.