Man, today was a mess.  I didn’t forget to post, I just couldn’t before now.  Sorry those of you I panicked (one person noticed.  It’s @femalecelebrityoftheday, I promise you he’s the only one who noticed).  Anyway, here is Rihanna who probably would have been posted yesterday if I had been able to find decent pictures of her at this premier. Like, I could find picutres of a bunch of other people for this movie but not Rihanna.  There were some like… blurry pictures taken through bushes or something.  It’s like you have all these great pictures and then Rihanna hit the carpet and they’re like, no, no, photograph this one like we do Bigfoot.  Back up 200 feet, put away the DSLR, get out the cardboard disposable camera with the cracked lens.  Yeah, that’s it, now try to wait until someone is walking in front of her and good, great.  We got her ankle, we can post that and people can debate if Rihanna is real or not.  Look, I don’t want to tell anyone how to do their job, I am pretty far from a professional photographer but when you have a woman who is very famous, famously beautiful, and famously a fashion icon I would work to get a picture of her with her in frame and you know, focused. That’s what I’d do.  But then, I am running this blog and those guys are in Hollywood hobnobbing with all sorts of people who couldn’t make it as real celebrities so take pictures of them for a living.  Maybe they have it all figured out.  Anyway, she was at a premier for a movie that starts with a V and I am going to misspell it so why bother.  Trying is the first step to failure I always say. It’s for this movie I have heard of but know absolutely nothing about.  I have heard it is either going to be great or terrible, which I have to say, is a pretty striking range of early returns.  I don’t know, is Rihanna in it?  Does she have a song in it?  I don’t know, maybe they just invited her.  That’s what I’d do if I have a movie.  First of all she’s beautiful, so you get the bonus of just being around that but second of all you know she’s going to wear something great.  You know she is.  So it’s like this huge win.  Even if your movie is terrible she is standing in front of the poster and your brain is going to go, I dunno, but suddenly this movie looks great.  That’s residual Rihanna all over your poster.  Call it something different though because that sounds kinda gross maybe.  Work on it.  You have marketing departments, I can’t do it all for your Hollywood. Anyway, Rihanna looks great in her pink dress that frankly most people couldn’t pull off but she can because she’s Rihanna.  I like it.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.