So there is going to be a new Doctor and I knew Peter Capaldi was leaving but I didn’t know there was a new announcement until I saw people saying they were excited about the new Doctor.  I don’t know what I expected, that this time a Doctor would leave and we’d have the new one sprung on us out of nowhere.  Anyway, it wasn’t until today that I found out apparently a bunch of dudes have their penises in a bunch over the fact that the Doctor is now a girl.  Now, I am not going to claim I am surprised that men on the internet are sobbing their eyes out because a girl exists, this isn’t my first day here, but it did catch my off guard.  Like, I wanted to go “really?”  And not for the obvious reason of, “Really you giant babies?” but in the sense that I kind of just assumed the 13th Doctor would be a woman.  I assumed this because of something they call “foreshadowing” in the biz.  And by the biz I mean the 7th grade when we all learned what foreshadowing is.  I mean, besides the fact that it has been speculated the next Doctor would be a woman since Tennant was leaving, there is the fact that in recent seasons they seem to have gone out of their way to indicate this is going to happen at some point.  I mean, they have explicitly shown male Time Lords regenerate into Female Time Lords.  They have given us the Master as the Mistress.  They have dropped lines like, “The future is female” repeatedly (and this is actual foreshadowing, not me just being snarky and pointing out you pissy little bitches are not just sad little whiny cry babies but also terribly stupid and bad consumers of media).  Anyway, I am sorry if some of you will never feel joy again.  I actually do sympathize.  One time I really wanted a candy bar and my mom said no and I started screaming and throwing a tantrum and she dragged me out of the store and put me in time and told me I wasn’t a baby anymore and 4 year olds needed to behave better than that. It stung but it was an important lesson. My first reaction upon seeing Jodie Whittaker was, “Oh, wow, I know her.  I liked her a lot in Broadchurch!  I think I posted her once”.  I did post her and I did like her in Broadchurch.  I thought she was very good in a role that frankly could have been one note and thankless.  I really felt for her and I am really looking forward to seeing her as the Doctor because I always look forward to a new Doctor.  Even if I am going to miss the old one and it kind of hurts to move on, I still am excited to see what happens next.  Of course, on the other hand I guess she could ruin the show by um… Jesus, I don’t know, smearing raw estrogen on the lens so you can’t see anything?  I mean, I guess that could happen but it seems unlikely.  I haven’t heard about her doing that elsewhere.  I am posting her though cause I am hoping something new is a good thing for the show and as I told a friend, i am not sure if I am going to be able to sexualize the Doctor, so clearly it’s important to get in my objectification now (that said, I have absolute faith in myself, I’ll probably pull it off).  So here she is and hey, since a few people were leaving nasty comments about libtards and fat sluts on my blog this week, I really look forward to your insightful feedback about how your childhood has been destroyed by your fragile, insignificant ego.  Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.