Tinashe was in Galore and thank god for that.  She is beautiful but it is just a chore to find pictures of her.  Which makes no sense because look at how ridiculously beautiful she is.  Shouldn’t everyone want pictures of her?  I mean, I get there are commercial considerations and apparently no one thinks she is commercially viable because like other people I like it seems she is facing some struggles with her label ever getting another album out.  But I am very tired, too tired to be clever or subtle so let me just put it bluntly: that all sounds extremely stupid to me.  How could she not sell more magazines, look at her.  As to selling records?  I don’t know.  Maybe she wouldn’t.  I honestly couldn’t give two fucks because the quality of the music matters more and yes, I know, it’s a business, they want to make money.  It can all burn for all I care.  Major record labels can all take a flying leap and I wouldn’t shed a tear.  Artists could still make their music and they sure as fuck aren’t making their money from their labels so I fail to see why record labels are a thing I want around at all.  It can burn.  Anyway, she is beautiful and that’s why she’s here, I probably shouldn’t keep going or who knows what terrible thing I could say that will link me to some crime if Colombia records is ever the victim of arson.  Today I want to fuck Tinashe.

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