Candice Swanepoel is working for Victoria’s Secret again after a pretty long stretch off thanks to things like babies and so on.  I mean, we are getting some pictures but they are trickling out, it’s not the normal flood but I assume that’s because we’re not actually getting anything real yet, just behind the scenes.  A lot of people seem relieved which is hilarious because it reveals what I have seen a lot of since she got pregnant, this panic that she’d never model again. It was like, at most 6 or 7 months between shoots, it’s not really that long but just that little time away was more than enough to make people panic.  Which is probably why she thinks this all worked on me.  Her whole hard to get thing where she gets engaged and has a baby and the pictures slow a good bit. Classic hard to get.  Nice try, Candy, nice try.  It’s been painfully obvious to everyone who has followed me that she is obsessed with me of course but she took a hard turn into hard to get territory, I mean, it’s been about a year since Victoria’s Secret suddenly ended it’s print catalog and, well, let’s be honest, that’s pretty transparent ploy for my attention.  I get it, make me miss what I took for granted.  It hasn’t worked of course.  Mostly.  I mean sure sometimes I think about Candice Swanepoel but I stand resolute.  It’s flatter but… ok, look maybe today it’s working. But overall whatever.  Just today.  Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.