I saw Rihanna was in Barbados the other day and that is usually a good sign because while I am not an expert, I feel like this is the time of year we’ll get to see her in Barbados’ Harvest Festival, Crop Over.  I was right.  This always pays off.  Recently I was talking about outfits Rihanna can pull off that normal people can’t and this qualifies.  I mean, I couldn’t wear that certainly.  I shouldn’t try for lots of reasons.  Of course, in this case I think people can agree that the outfits are gorgeous, they always are at these Carnivals around the world, by the way, whatever your stance on Religion I think we should all say thank you to the Catholic Church for that at least, but as pretty as the outfits are, to really pull it off you have to be remarkably beautiful.  So Rihanna can pull them off with ease but the rest of us would look pretty silly.  Anyway, this year’s look is the best she has ever had.  I assume.  There aren’t pictures of her as a kid growing up in Barbados, so maybe she had some killer outfits then but of the ones I have seen because she was famous so the news was reporting on it, this years is the best.  She looks amazing. From the color of her hair and how it compliments everything to the cut and the headdress, it’s all just awesome.  Go look up more pictures of it.  So I have included outfits from various years at Crop Over.  I think.  I think it’s name changed at once.  I should just say at the Harvest Festival or something.  Because obviously, that’s why you’re looking at this post.  You are here for the pedantry.  Today I want to fuck Rihanna.