So there is a Jumanji movie coming out and I am making no judgements about the decision to make this movie or anything but I am going to go out on a limb and say it probably won’t be the biggest grossing movie of December. Just… a feeling I have this feeling, telling me something might be bigger.  And I trust my feelings, they have generally served me well.  But Jumanji is going to happen and I thought Karen Gillan looked pretty good last week at a London screening but wow last night she wore this gold dress that if I didn’t know better i would say was just for me.  It seems unlikely given I don’t think Karen Gillan knows I exist and if I did I am going to say there is at least a 40% chance that she wouldn’t choose what she wore for my benefit.  At least 40%. But man I like that gold gown. It just looks lovely. Maybe I wish it was shaped a little bit more across the middle but now I am just looking for negatives. She looked great and you know what, I have no idea if Jumanji will be any good.  It might be terrible. But I bet she’ll still be pretty charming in it because frankly she’s always a lot of fun in comedic roles. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.