So it’s a snow day here and that means time to go walk and see a movie. I saw Jumanji because I have kind of wanted to despite the cultural dread that a 20 year later squeal to a not very good movie based on a kids book with unsettling art would be pretty bad. I wanted to go though because I happen to think The Rock is pretty great all the time and I think Kevin Hart and Jack Black can be very funny, and I love Karen Gillan. It’s just a lot of those people have track records for being in some not so great stuff. Well, except for Karen Gillan who is largely in very good stuff though it’s often never watched by anyone. Anyway, the reviews were good though and I took the plunge and this movie was really a lot of fun. Stupid, silly fun. Which is what it set out to be I think. I don’t think it will be anyone’s favorite movie of the year but it was exactly what it wanted to be, a movie that revolves around some very talented comedic actors getting to act very silly and tell the obvious jokes that still are hilarious. Karen was great, too. Watching her try to flirt as someone who has no idea how to be sexy was great. She was great. And you know, she was hot. You’ve seen the pictures. It was surprisingly good and you know, I don’t need much of a reason to post Karen Gillan because I adore her. So here she is. Today I want to fuck Karen Gillan.