So the Grammys were last night and man, there were actually quite a few people who showed up and looked pretty good Rihanna won hands down. Now, the the carefully observer you’ve already seen the twist coming. For the rest of you, if you look closely, you’ll notice these are not pictures of Rihanna. This is because Rihanna is apparently the most skittish and timid of celebrities, darting under cover whenever a camera raises. That must be it or else there is an endemic problem where DSLR Cameras cause toxic fumes that impair judgment, because it’s the day after the Grammys and there are a few pictures of Rihanna but most aren’t great and where the fuck are the red carpet shots? Anyway, enough complaining about the rarity of some celebrities, instead I will focus on how lucky we are that Anna Kendrick was less shy yesterday. She has been somewhat reclusive in the last year but luckily here she is and she was a very strong second. Which maybe sounds a little insulting and if she reads this she has my apology. I also feel like, you know, it’s like talking about the second best piece of chocolate cake today. It isn’t a knock on the cake, it’s an embarrassment of riches. But you know, if you read this Anna I apologize. If I ruined my shot with you I understand. I’m sorry. Anyway, she looked great and it’s nice to see her at something so today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.