CinemaCon is a weird animal to me in that it is in some ways demonstrative of just what the interenet has done to pop culture. It’s just a trade show and those were always just meant for industry insiders. Like, it’s a thing that exists so people who own movie theaters can be up on the latest technology and techniques on basically running a theater and how to make more money at it. But at some point someone got the idea that you are associated with movies so why not invite some celebrities and suddenly your trade show becomes news. And now this thing that has been going on longer than I have been alive becomes a thing we keep getting pictures from. I am not complaining, it’s just a weird commodification of something. Anyway, it means now every year celebrities show up and I end up posting someone. This year it’s Blake Lively because first bow ties are cool. Second, a girl in a suit often looks hot as fuck. And third Blake Lively is beautiful. So in a suit with a bow tie? She looked great. So today I want to fuck Blake Lively.