Last night was weird. I was listening to Bell Bottom Blues, which I think is far and away the saddest song even tangentially related to Bell Bottoms but that’s just my opinion, you are welcome to your own. It’s America, it’s your right to be wrong. Anyway, I was in kind of a dour place because sometimes that happens. You get home from work to an empty house and a crushing loneliness comes down upon you. It’s hard. Life is hard some guys. But then I remembered the time I saw Odin in the grocery store. I mean, I don’t have confirmation it was Odin. I didn’t talk to him. He’s Odin, it felt presumptuous and what do you even talk to a Norse God about? Nice Eye patch? Where are your ravens? Anyway, I thought about it and how it was remarkable that he’d be at my Kroger. I mean, a guys got to eat and I assume Gods do as well. If he wasn’t hungry then Cronus was a real dick if you ask me. Or maybe that was the whole point. I dunno, it’s been a while since I read about the Titans. Anyway, my point is that life can be a drag sometimes but it also can be full of some pretty great stuff if you give it a chance. Like pretty girls. Or new episodes of Doctor Who. Which I am very much looking forward to. So here we are. Today I want to fuck Jodie Whittaker.