I feel like this will be a strange pick for a lot of people? I am not entirely sure why but I guess I am. Leslie Mann is not a sex symbol but I have always thought she was very pretty. I have however been derided for that by people I know, who have informed me I am strange for thinking so. I am not really entirely sure why that is. She’s funny… maybe that hurts her? She isn’t the ‘hot’ one in any of the movies she’s in really but you know… I think she’s pretty. And I like funny. I have no idea why I like her and other people don’t. It’s very strange. But I saw This is 40, it’s my blog, not other people’s, so today I want to fuck Leslie Mann.
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So Taylor Swift is here for like… I think her third time? I don’t know, a lot of times given my claims that I don’t really find her attractive. But here she is. It totally is not my fault, the world is conspiring against me in this case. She has seriously come up like 300 times in my life in the past few days and only a couple of those times were my fault. Like, elderly relatives brought her up. Why? I have like zero clue. I seriously got up this morning to a text from a friend that was just a picture of her in her dress from the people’s choice awards. Not a single bit of text with it, when I texted back asking why I got a picture of Taylor Swift I got no response. So I’m onto you all, I Know what you’re up to. I tried to fight it yesterday, luckily Jennifer Lawrence was there to tempt me away. Well, today it just isn’t working so I get it, you win ok? That’s right world, you win, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.
I like Jennifer Lawrence a lot. I would say I am a Jennifer Lawrence fan. Meaning that if she is in a movie I am more likely to consider it, I am interested when I see her name in a headline, I like her work. Somehow I haven’t picked her a whole lot here and I don’t really know why. I mean, I also find her attractive. I guess maybe it’s a symptom of movie stardom, unless the gossip rags just love you so your pictures are all over the place, you don’t pop up as regularly. It’s easy for me to go months without even thinking of her. Well, I am thinking of her now, she is attractive, I like her, and today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.
And my beloved Kate Upton has returned. Her posts are getting really hard because while I have not always succeeded I try my hardest to not repeat pictures. This is getting increasingly difficult with Kate Upton, not because there aren’t many pictures, there are plenty of pictures, the issue is that I have posted her so many times I have a hard time remembering if I have posted something or not. So you have my apologies if I have repeated. I am trying but I am obviously going to be drawn to pictures I like the most, I like them the most. I like Kate Upton the most, too. Or close to the most. I have chosen her the most. She is just so gorgeous. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Most Popular Posts of 2012
This feels like a pretty good way to close the year out, my most popular posts for each month this year. It seems pretty clear what you guys like best, that would be Mosh and Pigeon Foo. Or maybe just models in general, you guys like models. And not redheads. Or Singers it seems. Anyway, everyone have a great new year, I am gone until it’s 2013.
My Most Popular posts of 2012
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Ok, so, first things first, this is the 300th person I have picked since I started this blog, which is way longer than people who knew me thought I would keep this up. Big numbers are cool so it feels like a big deal. The thing is, I am not sure if that’s why I picked Kate Upton today. I would never say, “It’s number 300, make it someone you like a lot” intentionally but I knew what today was and I have to think that might have influenced me some. I just mean it got me thinking about this blog and Kate Upton has been here a lot. Like almost 20 times a lot. This is her 18th entry and that makes her 6% of the picks on this blog. Keep in mind, that’s with her being a significantly smaller percentage of the total women out there. Like, less than even 0.00000000001% of all women are Kate Upton. So she gets picked a lot and I think maybe there was some influence there? But I don’t know, the truth is I think she is amazingly hot, I find her rather charming, and I like putting up pictures of her. So there, today is #300 and today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Charlize Theron has shown up here once before where I commented that while beautiful I rarely found myself attracted to her. It’s true, I have never found myself lusting after her really. The truth is I don’t even really ever think about her, she just doesn’t pop up in my mind. So I am surprised she is showing up again. I am watching Arrested Development in anticipation of the new shows and well, she showed up and… well, she’s beautiful. I am sure I will go back to not thinking about her at all in a few days because that’s what’s happened before but right here with her in front of my face I have to admit, she is just stunning. A truly gorgeous woman. Today I want to fuck Charlize Theron.
Scarlet Johansson is here today and I can’t really say I have a special reason. A lot of the time I have some sort of story about how I saw this or saw that or whatever that caused me to pick whoever. Not that I think anyone cares, I can’t really imagine anyone logging in to tumblr, scrolling through their dash, and then in a fit of rage overturning their desk while screaming, “This pick is bullshit! I demand a valid reason for this person to be fucked! You can’t just desire people willy nilly!" Though I’ll be honest, if you do have this reaction PLEASE contact me, your outlook on life fascinates me. Be warned, I’ll probably try to piss you off more, I like pushing buttons. Anyway, Scarlett Johansson is here today and I expect few complaints because most people seem to think she is hot. Well I do, too! So hooray for hotness, hooray for Scarlet, hooray for today, I want to fuck Scarlet Johansson.
I have said someone is “killing it” once before on this blog. I think just once. I pretty much pointed out I am not the sort of person to claim someone is killing it lately but sometimes it’s the only way to describe the run someone is on. So Mosh has been killing it lately, at least for me. Her work has been strong lately. I mean, look, she always kind of hits the sweet spot for me, if I was making an all-star team she’d be on it and she’d very likely be hitting lead off (I mean she’s small, she’s probably quick, she is obviously high on my list but she doesn’t look like a middle of the line up type hitter to me. The point is she wouldn’t be last, she isn’t like the catcher you have around just for defense). And I guess she’s be killing it. Because apparently my baseball team would also be assassins? I don’t know, it has legs, barn storming all girls baseball team by day, sexy assassins by night. There might be something there but it’s my intellectual property now so don’t steal it. Ok, I got off track somewhere along the way, my point has something to do with Mosh being better than baseball and B movie concepts, combined. Because she’s gorgeous and I absolutely love her work. So she’s here today, the MVP of today. Because Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
The nice thing about Candice Swanepoel is that if you ever want to see a picture of her in a bikini you have options. As a matter of fact, if you decide the 3 million that already exist are tired and you’d really like a new one you really only need to wait about a day or two until new pictures of her on some island beach in a bikini pop up (say, oh, 300+ of them like showed up this weekend). Worst case scenario you might only get pictures of her in underwear but basically it’s the same thing. Well, I get it’s not the same thing but it covers that same so I don’t really care, I know people and am sure I have followers who will very much disagree and either think underwear is the greatest thing ever and bikinis are so not the same or visa versa. To me they are about the same and honestly I am not the most excited about either, I kind of like nice clothing, bikinis, bras and panties? They are kind of boring a lot of the time. Still, a beautiful woman is a beautiful woman and I don’t hate it. So… here’s Candice Swanepoel in a bikini because she’s hot and there were just so many to choose from I felt like I had no choice but to chose her. That’s right, she forced this one me. Poor me. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.
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