I think everyone is aware that I like Kristen Bell a lot. And I mean everyone, like every person in the world because I think I have told everyone at this point, I am not shy about it. By a lot I mean like, A LOT. In all caps. And I didn’t cheat and hit caps lock there, I held down the shift key all by myself, that’s just how dedicated I am. So that’s why she’s here today. I mean I sometimes have stories as to why, or a point to make, or even something particular to say about the girl. Today I just want her because she’s perfect. She’s my favorite and everyone knows it. Today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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I was pretty resistant to watching Gossip Girl when it started because it sounded fucking horrible. But I was kind of goaded into it and once I watched it I was hooked, I won’t go so far as to call it Great TV but it was entertaining. That was a long time ago but I am feeling nostalgic with it ending, it gave me a lot of enjoyment and some great bonding time. Of course, one of the arguments used to convince me to start watching was “There are hot girls, really hot girls, it won’t be that bad”. So I folded and while it was good the hot girls did not hurt. So Today in honor of that I have made my choice (to be seriously greedy), today I want to fuck Leighton Meester, Blake Lively, and Taylor Momsen.
When people reblog Pixie Lott the most common thing people add to it is, and I am paraphrasing here but this is the gist, “UNF those legs”. I understand that sentiment because she has pretty great legs. So of course I chose mostly pictures where you can’t see her legs. I am just that person I guess. I do happen to enjoy her face, particularly her smile, she looks cheerful and happy and honestly that’s attractive. The real thing is though is I have a friend who likes he a lot, or I think likes her a lot, certainly she brings up Pixie Lott a fair bit. So Pixie Lott is pretty an makes me think about my friend, which is great because friends are great. Holy shit am I rambling but at least for once I posted a british celebrity without going into how I decidedly have a thing for British women. Except I just brought it up, because my thing for British women that I clearly have means I can’t not talk about it. So yay smiles. Yay Legs. Yay Blonde British Girls. Yay friends. Yay Pixie Lott. Today I want to fuck Pixie Lott.
I like Kate Upton. I like her smile. I like her attitude. I like her chest. Her breasts look like they’d be really comfortable. I am pretty out of it at the moment but they look pretty inviting to me so I am going with that. Today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
I have a strange relationship with Taylor Momsen. She is still pretty though I rarely think of her and she doesn’t usually do a ton for me. This is because I can’t help but think, “She used to be way hotter”. Which is just creepy because… she’s not that old if you get my drift. Which makes me sound like a creep but really she took a turn somewhere, she used to have this unique style that was strangely attractive but then one day… it started to seem a little desperate. Like she took a step too far and there are few things less attractive than desperation. Of course, this could just be me. I doubt it’s just me but I am sure there are many people who like her even more now. I don’t know, I get the appeal but most of the time I just don’t care. But Gossip Girl is ending and I guess I am feeling nostalgic so today I want to fuck Taylor Momsen.
At this point I am relatively certain it is clear I am a very big fan of Mosh’s. I have mentioned before I connect with model’s less than other artists out there. This is not a knock against models, I have always felt it’s a function of what they do but it does mean that it is rare for me to really like a model and want to follow her work. I do with Mosh though and have for so long. She just has an extra something about her, it’s so hard to spell out but it’s there. Obviously any model that has made it here is special in a way others aren’t because my dash is often full of beautiful women reblogged by various people. They don’t make it here. Thing is Mosh stands even above the others who have shown up. Maybe it’s just me, maybe there is something about her that appeals to me specifically or maybe she is just that skilled. I don’t know honestly, certainly she has steadily grown in popularity over the years, so someone else out there is connecting with her work the same way. I just want to say about her not only is she beautiful she is also just so good at what she does. Just amazing. And that’s why today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.
Time for me to get greedy again. I almost feel bad that Candice Accola has never appeared on her own, like she’s only good enough to be part of a package deal. Luckily, first thing I don’t feel that way and I know it and second I really doubt she cares at all, given she will never read this and probably doesn’t sit around wondering what strangers with strange blogs think of her. Anyway, thing is I watch a lot of shows that I am pretty sure were created for teenage girls. The reason this would stand out is I am not, in fact, a teenager. Thing is Vampire Diaries showed up on Netflix, I had heard it was surprisingly good and I have trouble sleeping a lot of time. I was hooked after just an episode, it is awesome. Not Shakespeare awesome but oh my god I can’t believe they did that how does this show have so many twists and stay so good and I can’t believe what they are willing to do awesome. A big part of the awesomeness is because of these two, Candice Accola has managed to give her character a lot of strength and appeal and while some people dislike some of Nina Dobrev’s characters I think she is excellent on the show. I also think both of them are very attractive. Thus they are here. Thus today I want to fuck Nina Dobrev and Candice Accola.
There is a lot I like about Kate Upton. It would be safe to say she has been consistently one of my favorite picks here. Her attitude, her enthusiasm, the way she built a name for herself, it’s all attractive and entice. Still, I would be the dirtiest of dirty liars if I claimed her body wasn’t god damned amazing. I would be an even bigger liar if I said it isn’t a lot of the reason I like her. Her body is god damned amazing and it is a big part of why I like her. Seriously, she is just amazing. Another new video from her hit the web the other day and it is just the sort of thing that almost feels unfair, it’s like someone grew her in a lab to attract me. Except I’m not actually that important. But man I wish was. Man I wish for Kate Upton. God good today I want to fuck Kate Upton.
Amanda Seyfried is a gorgeous and charismatic actress and there is a lot to like about her physically. I know the things that draw other people to her, I have friends who are really big fans of her but I think it’s her eyes for me, her eyes are really pretty. I find it is where my eyes go every time, her eyes, even in pictures where her cleavage is showing and it’s pretty generous cleavage sometimes. She is just one of those girls who there is something in her look, something magnetic. I am in danger of repeating myself so I will just say man, those eyes, those eyes, those eyes. I love them. Today I want to fuck Amanda Seyfried.
One of the problems with doing a daily blog is that it is every day. I mean, I like that aspect but it’s such a rigid theme that some days are harder than others. What if you don’t feel great one day? What if you’re depressed? Distracted? You probably aren’t thinking a lot about celebrities or who is prettiest or most desirable or whatever. But I can’t imagine skipping a day because that would feel like failure and I like knowing I will do this every day. But then I am left wondering… is there a celebrity version of comfort food? What you turn to to just feel a little better? I don’t know, it isn’t like there is a real connection there, it isn’t like turning to a friend or a pint of ice cream, it’s just not tangible or physical. But maybe there is just comfort in familiarity, in sort of having a favorite thing, a favorite person, just a reminder of consistency? Or maybe I am over thinking things, I do that a lot, irregardless I made my choice, today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.
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