Tag: blonde

Erin Andrews is such an odd case.  I don’t just mean because it is rare I will post her here but I mean everything about her, the hate she gets is such a strange mix of contradictions.  I actually think few people in the public eye get more unfound hate directed at them than female sportscasters.  That is pretty much how it has always been and… well hopefully not how it always will be but a woman on ESPN has a lot more work to do to win over certain viewers than a man does.  But being known as the hot Sportscaster seems to only add to this because some people resent her success because she is attractive, others diminish her abilities because she’s attractive, others go out of the way to stress how unattractive she is (though I think that’s just the contrarianism that runs through society).  It is just strange, she is a horrible person for… being attractive?  But also she’s a frigid bitch for being angry when a stalker filmed her in the nude (I mean ugg, could you be more frigid ladies?  Choose when and where someone sees your body, how much, which actual people, not wanting it on the internet?  That kind of bitchiness won’t land you a husband…) but also she was only filmed in the nude because she always sold her sexuality so she was asking for it?  Now that she’s on Fox I barely see her but lord do I hear about her from sports fans who hate that she’s on Fox and don’t like her behind the desk and who knows what else.  I rarely watch pregame anything, so my problem is solved, if I am watching Wisconsin beat up on Nebraska in the first half Erin Andrews never appears on the field, so it’s no issue.  Amazing how we can avoid the things we hate by like… turning our head to look a different direction.  Of course, I have no problem with her, I liked her sideline reporting, I have seen little of her new gig but have had no issue with what I have and I think she is pretty and I don’t consider that a bad thing.  Basically, what I am saying is today I want to fuck Erin Andrews.

I have mentioned before that Mosh has a way of sticking around in my head.  I don’t know why exactly other than I think she’s great.  I wish I could examine it further than I think she is beautiful, I enjoy her sense of style, I enjoy her skill as a model.  So she was just hear a couple of days ago and here she is again, I just can’t seem to shake her.  I don’t know what else to say except the obvious: Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I just got done rewatching Tucker and Dale vs. Evil because it’s on Netflix and is awesome.  Mainly this is because of Alan Tudyk and the fact that he’s always awesome but I like everyone in it.  Notably, Katrina Bowden plays the pretty girl/object of desire for the hero and villain.  Last time I wrote about her I mentioned her job is basically to be pretty, it’s kind of the joke about her on 30 Rock, most pictures of her are at events where her job is to… well be pretty and draw attention to whatever product they are selling.  That said, she does a good job of playing a winning, friendly girl that you can understand why everyone likes.  What I am saying is I get how she can set off a giant battle between college kids and rednecks.  I totally get it.  Today I want to fuck Katrina Bowden.

Today is Thanksgiving and there is plenty to be thankful for out there.  I am thankful for Tumblr and all my followers, I never thought this blog would be as popular as it had turned out to be (even if most people delete their reblogs by the time I check them, I assuming you get embarrassed once you see what I actually wrote).  I enjoy this though and I enjoy all the interactions I have had (I should also share this other tumblr Female Celebrity of the Day.  The most common question I get is are there other blogs like mine and right now this is the closest one.  Well, the most common is if there is a blog like this about guys, I haven’t seen one, someone should start one).  I am also thankful for pretty celebrities who give me the inspiration to write.  I am thankful for blondes who are sometimes brunettes.  I am thankful for out bisexuals because being out is cool and frankly they seem to be all I have dated in a long time.  And I am thankful for Amber Heard cause she is all of those things and she’s pretty awesome.  Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

I am not very good with favorites because they feel so limiting.  I don’t want to make that kind of commitment to a song or food or celebrity.  I mean, my favorite song?  What if I change my mind in an hour?  Will I be stuck with some song as my favorite song forever?  This is true of almost everything, the best I can do is tell you what I like best right now, which is secretly kind of the theme of this entire blog, here is my favorite girl right now this second.  Usually it has changed by the end of the day.  I guess if you wanted to use science you could then chat who appears the most often but that would be silly because I am not listing everyone who ever pops in my head, just the first one each day who last long enough for me to sit down and write about them.  All of this is a long lead up to say Mosh may well be my favorite model and now you know that’s a pretty big thing to say.  Of course, I may not feel that way tomorrow but I have been following her modeling for like… 4 years now I think?  Somewhere in there roughly.  The oldest picture I have saved of Mosh is form 6/27/2008.  I am not sure how long I started looking at her before I started saving pictures, the saving is usually a big step for me because I am a nerd and once I start saving I can’t stop, I have to save them all.  Anyway, I think she is pretty fantastic and supremely talented and I guess I am not alone because in certain circles she is about as big a name as you can find for what she does.  I find it amazing how in a single glance she can convey so much and she is just so alluring.  Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I like Scarlett Johansson a lot.  There is a very good chance this isn’t really a surprise unless you’re a new follower.  I woke up this morning thinking about her.  It’s such a strange phenomena, the way sometimes we wake up thinking about something with no real reason.  Were we dreaming about it and forgot?  I guess it’s just a quirk in how our synapses fire, sometimes I wake up singing something like a 4 Non Blondes song and obviously that isn’t because of all the radio play it’s getting recently.  When it happens with someone like Scarlett I don’t mind, there are worse things to think first thing in the morning than, “Gosh, Scarlett Johansson is pretty”.  I should point out Scarlett Johansson is pretty.  Also very sexy.  I happen to like her a lot and today I want to fuck Scarlett Johansson.

I have had a cold all weekend and colds are the worst in that they are not at all the worst.  Everyone gets them, there is nothing you can do, you just have to cope.  You don’t want to cope though because you’re tired, you’re cranky, you don’t feel good, you basically just want to curl up and sleep but you can’t sleep very long at all because your cold makes that impossible.  So what you really want to do is whine about it and be pampered but then you realize that everyone gets cold so there isn’t a lot of sympathy.  My point is that for the most part I haven’t been filled with any sort of over riding passion or desire this weekend or even found myself thinking about celebrities much in general, I feel like I have been making comfort pics.  You know, sometimes when you feel bad you have that special meal or food that makes you feel better to a degree.  This is like that.  Well, let’s ignore the what you want to eat part, I didn’t mean to make that connection, I just meant sometimes you want something comfortable, we all have our favorites, Kate Upton is one of mine.  Also, her breasts look comfortable.  I mean, I’m just saying, worst came to worst and I had to rest my head somewhere I think it would be an ok spot.  That’s all.  Purely thinking about logistics here.  And her breasts.  And well all of her, Kate Upton is pretty hot.  I say that like I didn’t know it before but as I am typing it I am remembering it and so today I want to fuck Kate Upton.

So despite the fact that I have claimed Taylor Swift doesn’t really do much for me she is making her third appearance here.  I can’t really explain it because most of the time she doesn’t do anything for me.  She seems nice and all but I don’t particularly lust after her and have found her vaguely annoying for reasons that can only be described as my personal issues.  Maybe not the best thing to say when I am writing about her because as I said, it’s me not her and I know she has legions and legions of fans who would tear me to shreds if they heard me bad mouth her, or you know she might write a scathing song about what an ass I am.  But she is here today and I can’t explain it.  I have spent the last half an hour trying to figure out if she was really who I wanted to post but she just stuck in my mind so here she is, today I want to fuck Taylor Swift.

Being sick as an adult is pretty lame.  I mean, I guess it’s always lame but as an adult it is lame because you typically have to keep going with your life.  You can’t just cough and make a sad face at your mom and skip out on responsibilities for the day, instead you cough, you make a sad face and you end up looking in the mirror and realizing all the dumb shit you have to do today and how if you don’t go to work it will be a crisis or at least an inconvenience (interestingly as adults we have way overblown ideas of our own importance just like we did as kids, it just manifests in different ways).  I think the hardest thing though is the lack of comfort.  I mean, you’re just a little sick and your throat hurts a little?  Just take something and move on, no one is going to baby you over something everyone experiences now and then.  Well, unless you have a good boyfriend or girlfriend, they will indulge you… to an extent.  Anyway, if you can’t tell I am mildly sick but have decided to whine about it because whining at least makes it feel a little better.  Someone somewhere will feel bad for you.  Of course, it doesn’t exactly lead to sexy thoughts but I think I ended up thinking Kristen Bell would be perfect for today because as everyone knows but her we were meant for each other, so I guess I take some comfort in the idea of her.  Or maybe subconsciously I think she makes good soup.  I don’t know, I have to go to work but I guess today I want to fuck Kristen Bell.

Jennifer Lawrence has a ton going for her.  Not only is she pretty, she is part of a huge movie franchise, she is famous, she seems to still be getting a great mix of parts, both commercial ones and award baity ones, which can be tough to pull off and on top of that she is supremely talented.  I have brought that up before and it’s worth noting because not everyone who heads a major film franchise is, often they just look the part or do one thing well.   It is no secret I happen to like artists good at their craft, it is immediately attractive.  And so she is attractive.  I mean it helps that on top of that she has everything else all together, it’s like getting extra whipped cream on your sundae, she’s attractive and talented.  So today I want to fuck Jennifer Lawrence.