Tag: Joanna Newsom

Guys it is so damn hot outside.  Like, I am sweating thinking about it.  The day has gotten away from me and I am bushed because it was so hot out.  Like, came down, stripped off and jumped in the shower because I was sweaty and gross.  Sorry to get everyone all hot and bothered thinking about me naked and sweaty, just take a deep breath and think about baseball.  Anyway, my soundtrack to the afternoon was Joanna Newsom’s Divers because I hadn’t really had a chance to give it a thorough listen yet even though it came out approximately 3 million years ago.  It happens.  I really like it, which isn’t a shock because I quite like her.  She is pretty, she has a fascinating voice and is the only harpist I can name.  I guess that last one isn’t really a reason to post someone but it is a fact.  It is odd, the idea of like pop harp but it’s been a reality since her first record came out.  Anyway, seemed like a good day to post her so today I want to fuck Joanna Newsom.

I am going to say that Joanna Newsom is probably not a likely sex symbol or whatever.  Or, at least I doubt she is expected to show up on blogs like this.  I could be wrong but I have developed a pretty good feel for this sort of thing and this strikes me as the sort of thing that at least a few people will reblog and then delete when they read the text I wrote and see the name of my blog.  It’s cool, I get it.  I have always enjoyed her music, I wouldn’t exactly call her voice sexy or anything but I really enjoy her version of folk or whatever you want to call it.  I also always thought she was really pretty.  I still think she’s really pretty, though I worry about her voice since her vocal modules.  But she’s pretty and… it’s early in the morning and she came up on shuffle and that’s just how this works some days, today I want to fuck Joanna Newsom.