Tag: tina fey

Saturday Night Live is back and that always has me excited because I have always been a big fan of SNL.  Which is a little silly because it has always been painfully inconsistent but it is one of those things, getting to stay up and watch it was once upon a time a big deal right of passage.  We would brag about having seen episodes when I was in Junior High, who was at a slumber party and got to watch.  It was a big deal.  I think that’s why I still find myself excited to watch because it still feels like this special thing.  Very crafty, Lorne Michaels.  Anyway, Tina Fey is brilliantly funny and was the first ever person on SNL who I thought was smoking hot.  It’s become more common among the cast members now to not only be funny but be attractive.  For me she was the first (Sorry Julia Louis Dreyfus fans, I was like 5 when she was on the show).  So Tina Fey hosted last night, she is very pretty and she is very funny and we’re probably in for a rough season since so much of the cast turned over but it doesn’t matter because I love the show and I love getting to see Tina Fey.  If there is a God she’ll host something with Amy Poehler again soon and I won’t have to be too Fey deprived.  Today I want to fuck Tina Fey.

So the Golden Globes were last night and they could have at least turned this blog into an hourly thing instead of a daily thing.  The point is there were a lot of pretty people in pretty clothing being pretty.  It left me with a lot of options for today and I have had all night to think about it.  There were so many good looking people.  In the end though it seems like I had no choice.  Or, I had it narrowed down and couldn’t decide so I am not going to.  Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are wonderful, funny, beautiful people.  I just absolutely love them and between the two of them they have had if not the top show a claim to a top 3 spot for best comedy on TV.  And they hosted last night.  Everyone hates awards show, sort of.  I mean, we bitch about them and the jokes are flat and the speeches are boring and things go on too long but so many people watch, we must get some enjoyment out of them.  My point is when they were on stage they were entertaining, irregardless of bad jokes or otherwise because they are just such funny people.  The both are pretty, too.  I have found Tina Fey attractive since she started hosting Weekend Update and the better Parks and Rec has gotten the more attractive I have found Amy Poehler.  Anyway, my point is they are great and so today I want to fuck Amy Poehler and Tina Fey