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So I am going to close out the year with Olivia Munn.  I don’t have a particular reason for that.  Like, I don’t have a clever analogy or anything, just pictures of celebrities have been scarce since before Christmas and she’s been generous on social media. So I am rewarding her with attention? Yeah, that sounds right, I am sure she’s been waiting just wondering when I’d finally post her again. Well, a couple of you have. For some reason Olivia Munn is one person I post that a few very vocal people get very excited about. I don’t mind but it is the final day of the year, so spoiler, I am going to post my most popular posts of the year in a few hours and she’s not on it. If you want her there this post needs approximately 1300 notes in the next few hours. Get on that (Spoiler alert. You guys like Jessica Nigri a lot and @pigeonfoo continues her streak as the only person to show up every year). In all seriousness though, Olivia Munn is extremely pretty and it’s nice to get to post her now and then. I hope you guys have a great New Years Even and that the coming year is better for everyone. Today I want to fuck Olivia Munn.

The year is almost over and for some reason that brought Mosh to mind. Maybe it’s all the nostalgia that comes from the end of a year or all the old pictures of New Years Eves past that have been popping up on my dash, it has my mind casting back to the past and few people can embody old time glamor like Mosh can and does. It’s almost a little shocking going through pictures and choosing because her look is so her now that she looks like a different person than in some of the older pictures. I loved all that old stuff but her current look suits her. It’s just so perfect looking for her and conveys a feel that is hard to describe. So I won’t. I mean, I added pictures. You can look for yourself. Today I want to fuck Miss Mosh.

I am tired today and so here is Cosplayer Ani-Mia cause hey why not.  I realize my phrasing there sounds like being tired and posting her are related but it’s more like hey I’m tired so watch me half ass this.  So watch me half ass this.  Um… New Years is almost here.  Something something rebirth.  That Tron costume sorta looks new yearsy.  I dunno guys, sometimes I have almost nothing to say here and this is one of those days.  Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

I just posted Rosie Jones a few days ago and here she is again because sometimes that just happens. This blog can feed itself as someone ends up on my mind because they were on my mind and I had to find pictures to make a post about it and it becomes this cycle. Which means as a scientific experiment this blog is massively flawed. I guess I’ll never get that grant money I started this whole thing for. Oh well. It’s cold here where I am and by cold I mean like stupid fucking cold and usually I’d try to think of a passably clever way to work that in by saying like, here are some hot Rosie Jones pics to warm you cool winter heart or whatever but it’s too cold for that shit.  I only brought it up so I could bitch about how cold it is. It’s really cold. Anyway, here is Rosie Jones who is really hot and I like pictures of her in her underwear I guess cause these are basically almost all picture of her in her underwear. Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.

I hope everyone survived the Holiday! I guess if you didn’t you aren’t reading this. For those who enjoyed it great, for those who didn’t I hope you enjoy this week at least. I know at a lot of jobs it is a nice slow week, so enjoy that, use it to catch up or just chill or whatever. I guess if it was a miserable Christmas and this week sucks at your job I’m sorry. Life just dumps on some people. I am looking forward to a generally slow and relaxing week. I am posting Charli XCX today because she has been loading up her instagram with thankful posts about all the things she feels lucky to have experienced this week. It is nice to see and nice to see someone in a good place. I am not telling you if you are unhappy that you should take comfort in this or that. I have never really taken comfort in the fact that it could be worse. I am saying that if you sit and think about the positives around you though it can help some. Or not, it’s your life. Do what you want. I like Charli though and am glad to see her happy and perhaps finding a way to define success on her own terms. I also find her very attractive. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

Hey guys, I hope Christmas went well for everyone.  If not well, it’s over.  Here in America today is offically known as the day after Christmas but I know my UK friends and Canadian friends and whatever other places out there consider today a holiday as well.  Being an American I don’t really understand what fighting has to do with Christmas but I want every one of you to know that I am pulling for you and hope you win.  I guess some of you might face off against each other?  I don’t know how matches are set but in that case I just hope no one gets hurt.  Either way, good luck.  Remember, power thrills but speed kills, so keep moving.  You want to keep your feet moving and stay on the balls of your feet, being flat footed is the quickest way to lose.  Don’t be over anxious, wait for an opening and keep your opponent away with quick punches like jabs.  You have this, I have faith in all of you.  Just keep your gloves up and I hope your hooks are blessed.  And everyone needs some motivation now and then so here is Jessica Chastain, who is quite pretty and I assume if she wanted to she’d be an excellent boxer because she’s good at everything.  Imagine her as your Adrian if you need to.  Happy Boxing Day guys.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

Merry Christmas everyone.  I really wish all of your the Merriest of Christmases. I know for some people the holidays are hard and I know for some of you this one will be especially hard.  Know that my thoughts are with you and that you matter.  Which is what this is really about.  Peace on Earth and Goodwill toward Men.  The world can seem to have a scarcity of both at times and maybe where you are it seems particularly lacking.  The only chance we can make is in ourselves.  There is someone who matters to you, this is a good chance to reconnect.  Wish them Merry Christmas and let them know they matter.  Take the best part of this season and live it, do what you can to make your day a little brighter and I promise yours will be, too.  It won’t be a cure all but it will help.  Anyway, if today is hard here is Holly Willoughby for you because a pretty smile on a beautiful woman can’t do anything but help.  I sincerely wish you all a Merry Christmas.  Today I want to fuck Holly Willoughby.

I know I have a few grinches among my followers and you know what?  It’s your life, I am not going to come down on you for that.  Everyone has their own stuff going on and I can’t know yours.  You know what I do know?  You can find some good in most things.  Like this post.  Let’s say you hate Christmas but I know you guys love Jessica Nigri.  I know this because my notes are still blowing up.  Well, sure, Christmas might not be for you but look what gift it’s given you, it’s given you a ton of pictures of Jessica Nigri spreading holiday cheer.  I feel more cheerful.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Nigri.

Christmas is almost here and it’s like my Grandma always said, “Nothing says Christmas like boobs”. I agree that’s a wildly inappropriate and inaccurate thing to tell a child but hey, what are you going to do? Old people, amirite?  So because of boobs and the holly jolly cheer they cause, here is Rosie Jones, oh by golly.  Like… she’s really pretty and she looks good in a Christmas sweater.  I sure do hope Santa gets her a new on this year though because it either shrunk in the wash or she out grew it or something, either way, that is not going to keep her warm.  Well, I guess if we don’t get everything we want this year it’s important some people have less.  Today I want to fuck Rosie Jones.