Guys I will not be posting tomorrow. I will be joining the protest on December 17th by not logging in to tumblr. It will be the first day I have ever really skipped here. It’s been almost 7 years since I started this blog and that’s a long time. I am about a dozen picks short of my 2500th pick actually. But I will not post tomorrow. And I am not sure I am coming back Tuesday. We’ll see how I feel. Tumblr has left me feeling deflated. So this could be it and it feels appropriate that I am posting someone for the first time with what could be my final post. It’s appropriate because I haven’t forced anything, I am posting who I am posting. I haven’t betrayed my initial mission here. But it’s also appropriate because there is always something new over the horizon. Every ending is a beginning and if this blog is done it’s done but there are new things in the future for all of us. A few of you have reached out with kind words to tell me my blog meant something to you and I really appreciate it. I wrote this for myself but it’s always nice to know someone else cared. I guess any creative endevour demands to be shared in some way and it’s nice to know it resonated with someone. I know a lot of you are leaving tumblr after this and I know a lot of you are down about it. I get it. If I can leave you with advice it is to try and find the beauty in all things. Not in a Pollyanna way but because there is beauty out there to behold. And there is beauty you can create. The world can be dark and lonely at times. It can feel oppressive and I know people will try to drag each and everyone of you down. It will be tempting to retaliate, to turn bitter, to turn angry. Please don’t. Cynicism is lazy and easy and it means they have won because it makes the world a darker place. Be better. You can add beauty to this world just by being decent to one another. It can be hard but the small impacts you make in the lives of others are how we really can make the world a better place. Always remember you are dealing with human beings and if you can make their life a little better with your actions then we all have won. So if you step away from tumblr try to remember the good it brought. I rue it’s end but I savor the joy it brought me. Now, April Gloria is getting posted cause why not. I like her cosplay. She is pretty. She is probably best known for her ability to look almost exactly like Taylor Swift when she wants to. She actually only sorta looks like Taylor Swift in general but through the female sorcery known as hair and make up she can close the gap to looking strikingly like Taylor Swift. The media has long been fascinated by this and I get why. I even remember once an angry post about fake metal fans because Taylor Swift was wearing a band t-shirt and they knew she didn’t listen to metal. Apparently among metal fans they think this is a real issue. People co-opting metal culture. Bad news metal guys, metal hasn’t been mainstream cool enough for pop stars to want to get their metal cred in a really, really long time. Anyway, it was not Taylor Swift, it was April Gloria. It is the kind of thing that is entertaining and pops up on the internet now and again. I happen to be a fan of her Mara Jade cause I am old enough to have once sorta crushed on Mara Jade. True fact. I apprecaite all my followers and whatever happens thank you for joining me on my journey. Today I want to fuck April Gloria.

Dua Lipa has been doing the Jingle Ball circuit this year and I am a fan. It proves tha age old adage that nothing is more Christmasy than a British woman of Kosovan and Bosnian descent. It’s nice when life backs up what you have always read in greeting cards. And I appreciate all her stage outfits cause they are sparkly. I especially like the red, it looks like wrapping paper a little bit. Normally people wouldn’t compliment a dress that way. Or probably every describe something that way. But I am and I consider it a good thing. Just further proof there are few things on the planet that say peace on Earth and goodwill to men like Dua Lipa. Have a Holly Jolly weekend everyone. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

I haven’t made a single Christmas post this year, which is part oversight on my part and part Tumblr sort of stealing the Christmas Spirit from me this year by being a real boob Grinch. Tumblr has turned on boobs in a way that is inexcusable. Boobs built this site. And I don’t mean pictures of boobs, I mean I once wrote a post about how boobs are literally the only reason we have the brain capacity to create blogs and the internet and human civilization. Tumblr isn’t just biting the boob that feeds it here, tumblr is an ungrateful little shit. If this were a Hallmark movie Tumblr would be the laughable villain who gets snow dumped on him in the end while everyone else goes off to enjoy egg nog and chaste snuggling. So I am posting Ani-Mia because she has been spreading the Christmas spirit and also she has boobs. Boobs which she uses for the forces of good. By which I mean she has them and she uses her level of celebrity and fan base to help kids. Almost constantly actually. She runs school supply drives in the summer leading up to school starting and will send people prints in return for donations. She is currently running a toy drive to make sure underprivileged kids get Christmas gifts, too. She is also showing enough skin in some of these pictures that I am sure tumblr will flag this and I’ll have to go through the process of requesting a review. There is one villain in this story tumblr and it’s not cleavage. I would link you to her toy drive but it just ended. But I am sure there is somewhere near you that is still taking toys. I am not asking anyone to do what they can’t afford but I always encourage this kind of giving. I can think of nothing worse than a child having to feel his poverty on Christmas. There is a day that should just be joyous for all kids. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

It feels appropriate that as things wind down Amber Heard returns to this blog. For those who weren’t here, which in fairness is most of you because I have roughly 50 times the followers I did then and at least 8 of you are not bots, Amber Heard was one of the most posted people on this blog in it’s first year of existence. I think she was the 3rd or 4th person to reach 10 posts here. Her red carpet stuff can be hit or miss and well… sometimes you drift apart but I really liked what she wore to the US premier of Aquaman so I am posting her. It’s a good gown. Today I want to fuck Amber Heard.

Felicity Jones is undeniably beautiful. She is promoting some new thing and I know very little about it but when I see her I am taken each time with just how gorgeous she is. I feel like I should have more to say but the 17th approaching is feeling oppressive and making all this sort of feel like an exercise in futility if you want my honest opinion. It’s hard to work up the motivation. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

There were some British Fashion Awards last night. The British Fashion Awards actually. Quite a few people were there and a handful looked pretty good but I really, really liked Kendall Jenner’s dress. It is slinky and sexy and looked really good on her. So I am posting her. It seems like a cheat in a way. She is definitely not British but you know, maybe the dress is? Maybe it isn’t. Maybe this is America just having to be involved in everything. I could look it up but who cares. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Well guys, today is a snow day but my understanding is not in Australia. I am posting Michelle Jenneke cause… why not? I have no reason I can really think of, I almost forgot to post today. I am suddenly pretty checked out on tumblr. No clue why. Anyway, I saw a picture of her and it looked sunny and nice and somehow I have only posted her once. I really could have sworn it was more than that but it turns out it isn’t. So today I want to fuck Michelle Jenneke.

So Charli XCX was at an event this weekend and I think she looked very good. In some ways i miss her hair when it was just long and semi untamed cause she has very good hair but I am really enjoying the splash of red in her shorter cut right now and she has looked pretty good on the red carpet recently. So I am excited to post her but there is really an even more appropriate reason to post her and that is my dear friend Katherine. Everyone knows how much I like Charli XCX if they follow this blog, she’s probably my favorite. But I like my friend Katherine way more. Usually this is when I link to the person’s tumblr and talk about how tumblr made our friendship but it didn’t. She doesn’t have one. She’s just the only person who knows I have this blog that isn’t on tumblr and she turns out to be a powerful metaphor for what people are losing with tumblr. That’s a safe space. Katherine knows cause I trust her and she is kind and non judgy and could see the good in my blog and past the name I suppose. And even if she didn’t get why someone would create this blog at the outset she understand that I needed some outlet. People had that with tumblr and even if their blog isn’t going to be deleted and directly impacted I think a lot of people feel that they have lost their safe space. A place where they could anonymously be themselves and largely not be judged. It’s what the internet should be for. I am lucky, my safe space will remain my friends, most especially my dear friend Katherine. But I am old, I have had years to create these spaces in my lives. Not everyone has the luxury of being old. Either way I am posting Charli because I am intensely attracted to her and she is just a good choice here. Cause I love her and Katherine doesn’t get it. But doesn’t make me feel like I am wrong (in part because she’s obviously wrong). I am glad to have both and I am glad I had this tumblr. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So I can’t remember how I started following everyone on tumblr but I remember how I came to follow my dear sweet @thunderstormofoblivion. Once upon a time I used to look at the blog of every single person who followed me. That lasted about… 2 years maybe. Gaining followers is self catalyzing because the more you have the more reblogs you get and the more visible your stuff becomes. Plus so many are just blank it became pointless. But I have always noticed when the same person keeps reblogging my stuff. And I really notice when it’s a celebrity I like who gets no attention. Nicki Minaj (who in theory this post is about but isn’t going to get most of the ink here, sorry. She’s hot, I tend to like her, the current drama surrounding her is tiresome though) is one of the few people I have posted who gets shitty remarks either in the reblogs or via anon (on my second blog btw, which is a lot of effort to be a coward). I have danced around this before but let’s be honest, it’s some combination of misogyny and racism that does it. Anyway, I noticed that @thunderstormofoblivion kept reblogging her and so I wanted to check out her blog and i liked it. She seemed pretty sharp. I mean, obviously, she was following me, she must be a person of taste. So eventually I followed her and then sent her an ask with one of those lists of asks because I always do when I see them. It’s a real crime the don’t pop up much these days and even worse people don’t seem to get a lot of asks in response. They’re fun. Anyway, it turns out my first instinct was right, she was fantastic. Easily my favorite Romanian. I know that’s a low bar because I only know Dracula otherwise and everyone knows that guys sucks but I am willing to say my favorite Eastern European. And I know like 8 people whose last name ends in ski. Top in an entire region. It really is impressive. Our friendship is strong so I have faith in it post tumblr but I will still be sad if tumblr tears this kind of thing asunder for people. Sometimes people just want to commiserate together on how hot Nicki Minaj and Blake Lively are and how good I’d look in a leopard print coat. I’m not doing that shit on facebook, I can tell you that much. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

Here is Ellie Rowsell who I am posting so I can mention my good friend @wildflagsure who already hasn’t been around much as late because being Greek she had to go on 12 labors. It’s really hard these days because Europe doesn’t even have Lions anymore. Anyway, she quite likes Ellie so that’s a good match. As a friend I assume because they are both girls so what more could it be? I don’t even know how that works. I wish there was a website where a curious person could look but oh well, there aren’t anymore. Antigone, or Mrs. John Cena as her friends call her, first came into my orbit because she was excited I posted Vanessa Bayer. And I was excited because she was the first person to give a fuck that I posted Vanessa Bayer. That might not sound like a big thing but I had a friendship at 5 years old founded on a mutual love of orange soda so lust for Vanessa Bayer seems like at least as solid a foundation. Antigone is a musician and loves music and it’s where a lot of our friendship came from and so Ellie just feels right. Also, Ellie Rowsell is just smoking hot. Today I want to fuck Ellie Rowsell.