There were some British Fashion Awards last night. The British Fashion Awards actually. Quite a few people were there and a handful looked pretty good but I really, really liked Kendall Jenner’s dress. It is slinky and sexy and looked really good on her. So I am posting her. It seems like a cheat in a way. She is definitely not British but you know, maybe the dress is? Maybe it isn’t. Maybe this is America just having to be involved in everything. I could look it up but who cares. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.