Tag: Model

Guys I will not be posting tomorrow. I will be joining the protest on December 17th by not logging in to tumblr. It will be the first day I have ever really skipped here. It’s been almost 7 years since I started this blog and that’s a long time. I am about a dozen picks short of my 2500th pick actually. But I will not post tomorrow. And I am not sure I am coming back Tuesday. We’ll see how I feel. Tumblr has left me feeling deflated. So this could be it and it feels appropriate that I am posting someone for the first time with what could be my final post. It’s appropriate because I haven’t forced anything, I am posting who I am posting. I haven’t betrayed my initial mission here. But it’s also appropriate because there is always something new over the horizon. Every ending is a beginning and if this blog is done it’s done but there are new things in the future for all of us. A few of you have reached out with kind words to tell me my blog meant something to you and I really appreciate it. I wrote this for myself but it’s always nice to know someone else cared. I guess any creative endevour demands to be shared in some way and it’s nice to know it resonated with someone. I know a lot of you are leaving tumblr after this and I know a lot of you are down about it. I get it. If I can leave you with advice it is to try and find the beauty in all things. Not in a Pollyanna way but because there is beauty out there to behold. And there is beauty you can create. The world can be dark and lonely at times. It can feel oppressive and I know people will try to drag each and everyone of you down. It will be tempting to retaliate, to turn bitter, to turn angry. Please don’t. Cynicism is lazy and easy and it means they have won because it makes the world a darker place. Be better. You can add beauty to this world just by being decent to one another. It can be hard but the small impacts you make in the lives of others are how we really can make the world a better place. Always remember you are dealing with human beings and if you can make their life a little better with your actions then we all have won. So if you step away from tumblr try to remember the good it brought. I rue it’s end but I savor the joy it brought me. Now, April Gloria is getting posted cause why not. I like her cosplay. She is pretty. She is probably best known for her ability to look almost exactly like Taylor Swift when she wants to. She actually only sorta looks like Taylor Swift in general but through the female sorcery known as hair and make up she can close the gap to looking strikingly like Taylor Swift. The media has long been fascinated by this and I get why. I even remember once an angry post about fake metal fans because Taylor Swift was wearing a band t-shirt and they knew she didn’t listen to metal. Apparently among metal fans they think this is a real issue. People co-opting metal culture. Bad news metal guys, metal hasn’t been mainstream cool enough for pop stars to want to get their metal cred in a really, really long time. Anyway, it was not Taylor Swift, it was April Gloria. It is the kind of thing that is entertaining and pops up on the internet now and again. I happen to be a fan of her Mara Jade cause I am old enough to have once sorta crushed on Mara Jade. True fact. I apprecaite all my followers and whatever happens thank you for joining me on my journey. Today I want to fuck April Gloria.

I haven’t made a single Christmas post this year, which is part oversight on my part and part Tumblr sort of stealing the Christmas Spirit from me this year by being a real boob Grinch. Tumblr has turned on boobs in a way that is inexcusable. Boobs built this site. And I don’t mean pictures of boobs, I mean I once wrote a post about how boobs are literally the only reason we have the brain capacity to create blogs and the internet and human civilization. Tumblr isn’t just biting the boob that feeds it here, tumblr is an ungrateful little shit. If this were a Hallmark movie Tumblr would be the laughable villain who gets snow dumped on him in the end while everyone else goes off to enjoy egg nog and chaste snuggling. So I am posting Ani-Mia because she has been spreading the Christmas spirit and also she has boobs. Boobs which she uses for the forces of good. By which I mean she has them and she uses her level of celebrity and fan base to help kids. Almost constantly actually. She runs school supply drives in the summer leading up to school starting and will send people prints in return for donations. She is currently running a toy drive to make sure underprivileged kids get Christmas gifts, too. She is also showing enough skin in some of these pictures that I am sure tumblr will flag this and I’ll have to go through the process of requesting a review. There is one villain in this story tumblr and it’s not cleavage. I would link you to her toy drive but it just ended. But I am sure there is somewhere near you that is still taking toys. I am not asking anyone to do what they can’t afford but I always encourage this kind of giving. I can think of nothing worse than a child having to feel his poverty on Christmas. There is a day that should just be joyous for all kids. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

There were some British Fashion Awards last night. The British Fashion Awards actually. Quite a few people were there and a handful looked pretty good but I really, really liked Kendall Jenner’s dress. It is slinky and sexy and looked really good on her. So I am posting her. It seems like a cheat in a way. She is definitely not British but you know, maybe the dress is? Maybe it isn’t. Maybe this is America just having to be involved in everything. I could look it up but who cares. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Hey guys, I am posting Barbara Palvin today because my dear friend @she-goes-to-eleven (who tumblr won’t even let me properly tag anymore) is basically done with tumblr. I don’t blame her. I am not sure I want to deal with the frustration of fighting with Tumblr’s bots either and the more details that come out about this the grosser it gets. Verizon wants to know how to commodify black lives matter? Great, no thanks, sorry. Anyway, this is feeling like a swan song this week but it’s my blog so I have decided it’s a victory lap. The reason Kat is getting mentioned is cause she is my friend and we are very close. I have made a few close friends on tumblr and each friendship is unique, which is part of why a platform self destructing can be so sad, you are never sure if an online friendship is portable. Often they are not. It would be sad to lose that because people have more than one friend (I hope. Verizon probably doesn’t. Who would be friends with them?) but each friendship is unique. You aren’t sad about losing a friend because you’re out of friends, you’re sad cause you’re losing that unique bond. Without Kat I will need to find someone new to sexually harass me and tell me how smart and funny I am. Lesbians like that don’t grow on trees. Because lesbians are people, you assholes, they’re born like the rest of us. Anyway, I met Kat when she reached out to me about… something. Probably cute boys I guess? That would make sense, she is a girl so it could only be that or shopping. She has been hurt by this because of course as a member of the LGBT community a lot of this is a betrayal. She was just a young lesbian with nothing but a vagina and a dream when I met her. And that dream was to look at pictures of naked ladies largely. Dream won. Now, I know people are saying you can see that elsewhere but I promise you there are not as many places as friendly to a girl who wants to look at porn out there as you think. On top of that she made friends here, like I did, and not all those friendships are portable. So I get her sense of betrayal and abandonment. I think it’s valid and the fact that my friend was hurt by this action is more than enough reason for me to tell tumblr it can go fuck itself. I am posting Barbara Palvin because in truth I could post almost any girl but she is one of Kat’s favorites. And I like her too. So it’s a win win post really. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

What a difference a day makes, guys. I think tumblr might be dead. Self inflicted wounds. It might take a bit but this is not great. I know they won’t scrap my blog but as it stands right now about half my content will disappear. And I don’t do nudes,a  thing that people have teased me about for years. Others are going to be impacted more and I worry about some people’s livelihoods. I worry some people are losing a safe space. There was no interent when I was a kid and I have thought before about how much I wish there had been. Things were rough for me in some ways as a kid and I would have loved to find a community of people to tell me I was ok. Or at least not worthless and broken. It might seem like this is a strange reaction to porn going away but it won’t just be porn. This will harm the communities that Tumblr thrives on I am sure. And I have been thinking and I am not sure I will be sticking around to see it crumble. That’s not because I am angry about losing porn, it’s practical. Sometimes I start to post someone and halfway through I change my mind. I save those posts in drafts so at least I have some pictures put together later. The full post never makes it but sometimes I rejigger it and post it at a later date. Like all my posts those are always with people who are covered up. I have never done nudes. Of the 15 in there right now, 6 are marked as inappropriate. They are Katy Perry, Blake Lively, Darshelle Stevens, Olivia Cooke, Dani Thorne, and Aubrey Plaza. Some are showing a lot of skin. Most are wearing red carpet fashion. I am pretty sure I won’t want to deal with the frustration of having to upload pictures, find some gown is too sexy for tumblr and then reupload pictures as I try to guess Tumblrs standards. It doesn’t sound found I haven’t made a decision yet but there you go. It’s really been a long strange trip on this blog. It has introduced me to a lot of things and people and I have enjoyed it. You may not know it but one of the first girls I ever discovered because of tumblr is Pigeon Foo. And by discover I mean she messaged me and I looked at her blog and then claimed it for Spain. I don’t want to brag but people have long called me the Christopher Columbus of Tumblr. I am posting her today cause she wasn’t the first friend I made on tumblr but she was the second and she’s still around. Probably. Who knows, maybe after tomorrow she’ll never return. The nature of online friendship is often that it’s ethereal and that’s ok, losing tumblr may mean losing contact. It can be sad because endings are always sad but on the other hand they can be a chance to reflect. Foo messaging me to tell me she liked my blog all those years ago and that Sara Fabel was a good choice lead to many great experiences. I got to follow her and she showed me many a beautiful woman I might not have seen otherwise. I got to have fun interactions and watch her build her own company. Which as an aside, Tumblr hates small business. Can we make that a slogan. I mean no shit, Verizon owns them but still. Anyway, when I discovered her she was nothing but a girl with a dream. Back then she could only kill like 20 ninjas at once. Max. But her powers have grown since then. I can’t count how many ninjas she can kill at once now. Because I was always better at English and History if we’re being honest. This is all sort of rambling and doesn’t have much to do with anything but I am old and my blog is old and I wanted to say more than just Pigeon Foo is hot and looks good in pretty pictures that are largely designed to show off her hotness. It’s too tautological for my tastes. So I mentioned her ninja killing skills. Also, fun fact for people who say I always point out things about slam dunks when talking about how great they are, I know for a fact Pigeon Foo can slam dunk but chooses not to because she thinks it’s showy for a tiny model to go around dunking on people. Today I want to fuck Pigeon Foo.

So Robin Holzken did pictures for uh… I don’t know. I know Thierry Le Goues Photography took the pictures but I don’t know for what. She looks really good though. Maybe we’ll find out one day. Maybe we won’t. Life is full of uncertainty sometimes. Anyway, here she is, enjoy. I think she looks very good. Today I want to fuck Robin Holzken.

I am posting Anastasia Scheglova today because she’s really pretty and I am really tired and so it was very easy. I know that sounds lazy but she tends to look amazing in almost every picture so it just wasn’t a struggle to find decent pictures. Past that… I don’t have a lot to say. She’s probably a spy. She’s very obvious evidence as to why Russian espionage is so effective. Today I want to fuck Anastasia Scheglova.

This is the first time I have ever posted Georgia Fowler. Cause models sometimes I am like, oh, she’s pretty but then never get around to posting them cause it usually takes a special something to really make them hook for me. I don’t know what that something is, it’s not a formula I can crack but it’s more than being pretty. I guess the difference between them and musicians or actors or whatever is there isn’t a work to connect to in the same way so it’s something else. Anyway, she wore a dress to some Australian Awards that I thought was marvelous so I was posting her. Maybe dresses are the key? No, it’s not just that. She looked great, which I understand is her job but still, it is well done. It’s a very me dress. Today I want to fuck Georgia Fowler.

Here is Candice Swanepoel because she cleans up ok I guess. If you are into beautiful women. Then she looks good. Again, it’s a matter of taste. Do you like breathtaking beauty? Then maybe she’s for you. She does ok I guess. I guess. Today I want to fuck Candice Swanepoel.

So more Victoria’s Secret stuff though really the credit here is all Gigi Hadid. What they had her wear on the catwalk is honestly pretty ugly. She somehow made it compelling. But this is all about her own outfit, on the pink carpet. I don’t know how you feel about it but I think it’s hot as fuck. I love it. It’s why she’s here. Today I want to fuck Gigi Hadid.