Tag: Kendall Jenner

There were some British Fashion Awards last night. The British Fashion Awards actually. Quite a few people were there and a handful looked pretty good but I really, really liked Kendall Jenner’s dress. It is slinky and sexy and looked really good on her. So I am posting her. It seems like a cheat in a way. She is definitely not British but you know, maybe the dress is? Maybe it isn’t. Maybe this is America just having to be involved in everything. I could look it up but who cares. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Here is Kendall Jenner essentially because some pictures of her for her and her sister’s clothing collection came out and she looked good in them.  That’s it. I don’t post her very often and I am actually intellectually fascinated to see what the reaction to this post is.  I am not sure when I last posted her, maybe during some fashion week or something.  My point is I have always preferred coke, Pepsi was too sweet for me.  I dunno, it didn’t taste tone deaf but who knows, sometimes I am not a big soda drinker in general, at least not since the magic teenage years where I could literally just shovel hot balls of grease into my mouth without consequence (I remember one time in like 10th grade, we all had gone to see a movie and decided to just sleep over at my friend’s house only to discover at 11 PM we were starving so the three of us ordered 4 Pizzas from Pizza Hut, the greasiest of all pizza, and between the three of us ate all 4. Somehow.  Then we went right to sleep and got up the next morning and played basketball.  Now just thinking about it made me throw up in my mouth a little). So, who knows, maybe it was always that way but I am interested to see if she still just generated a ton of notes or if people will ignore her or you know, maybe I’ll get some hate in my inbox.  Probably not.  I don’t get a lot of hate really, I’m just too damn charming. Anyway, she looked good so her she is. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Well, if you didn’t know it was Fashion Week (well one of 4 big ones) then you should cause I am posting Kendall Jenner cause that’s basically when I end up posting her.  She is popular enough on the runway that she walks for enough places that I am bound to see some looks I like end she ends up here.  Though in fairness, my favorite look of hers this week was the pink jacket and skirt she wore on the Tonight Show, which is a bit of a cheat but it was really nice.  Very smart looking.  A little like ah uh… I dunno, Jacki O for a new Millennium.  Now I kinda wish it had a pillbox hat as well.  Oh well.  Anyway, she has caught my eye a couple of times but it’s been a busy week and a busy day so she is showing up now.  Because today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

So I guess there were lots of options as to who I might post today,
certainly i know some people expected soccer related stuff and I loved
seeing the US win but… here is Kendall Jenner.  Because I saw some
pictures of her backstage during Fashion Week in Paris and she looked
really good.  Then I saw pictures of her on the catwalk and she looked
really good.  So here are those pictures and other ones.  There isn’t a
lot else to say, she’s got beautiful bone structure in her face.  Today I
want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Here is Kendall Jenner because… sometimes Kendall Jenner can look pretty good?  I dunno, she popped up on my dash this morning and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  Then she popped up again and I was like, she looks pretty good there.  I could try to think of more to say but there isn’t a lot deeper going on here.  I have had other thoughts about Kendall Jenner and her modeling career and the battle between consumerism and art in capitalist society but A) I am pretty lazy and B) that’s not what I was thinking about today.  Those are old thoughts.  Today I just through she looked pretty in some picture of her leaving a bank or something.  So today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.