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Dua Lipa has been doing the Jingle Ball circuit this year and I am a fan. It proves tha age old adage that nothing is more Christmasy than a British woman of Kosovan and Bosnian descent. It’s nice when life backs up what you have always read in greeting cards. And I appreciate all her stage outfits cause they are sparkly. I especially like the red, it looks like wrapping paper a little bit. Normally people wouldn’t compliment a dress that way. Or probably every describe something that way. But I am and I consider it a good thing. Just further proof there are few things on the planet that say peace on Earth and goodwill to men like Dua Lipa. Have a Holly Jolly weekend everyone. Today I want to fuck Dua Lipa.

I haven’t made a single Christmas post this year, which is part oversight on my part and part Tumblr sort of stealing the Christmas Spirit from me this year by being a real boob Grinch. Tumblr has turned on boobs in a way that is inexcusable. Boobs built this site. And I don’t mean pictures of boobs, I mean I once wrote a post about how boobs are literally the only reason we have the brain capacity to create blogs and the internet and human civilization. Tumblr isn’t just biting the boob that feeds it here, tumblr is an ungrateful little shit. If this were a Hallmark movie Tumblr would be the laughable villain who gets snow dumped on him in the end while everyone else goes off to enjoy egg nog and chaste snuggling. So I am posting Ani-Mia because she has been spreading the Christmas spirit and also she has boobs. Boobs which she uses for the forces of good. By which I mean she has them and she uses her level of celebrity and fan base to help kids. Almost constantly actually. She runs school supply drives in the summer leading up to school starting and will send people prints in return for donations. She is currently running a toy drive to make sure underprivileged kids get Christmas gifts, too. She is also showing enough skin in some of these pictures that I am sure tumblr will flag this and I’ll have to go through the process of requesting a review. There is one villain in this story tumblr and it’s not cleavage. I would link you to her toy drive but it just ended. But I am sure there is somewhere near you that is still taking toys. I am not asking anyone to do what they can’t afford but I always encourage this kind of giving. I can think of nothing worse than a child having to feel his poverty on Christmas. There is a day that should just be joyous for all kids. Today I want to fuck Ani-Mia.

Felicity Jones is undeniably beautiful. She is promoting some new thing and I know very little about it but when I see her I am taken each time with just how gorgeous she is. I feel like I should have more to say but the 17th approaching is feeling oppressive and making all this sort of feel like an exercise in futility if you want my honest opinion. It’s hard to work up the motivation. Today I want to fuck Felicity Jones.

There were some British Fashion Awards last night. The British Fashion Awards actually. Quite a few people were there and a handful looked pretty good but I really, really liked Kendall Jenner’s dress. It is slinky and sexy and looked really good on her. So I am posting her. It seems like a cheat in a way. She is definitely not British but you know, maybe the dress is? Maybe it isn’t. Maybe this is America just having to be involved in everything. I could look it up but who cares. Today I want to fuck Kendall Jenner.

Well guys, today is a snow day but my understanding is not in Australia. I am posting Michelle Jenneke cause… why not? I have no reason I can really think of, I almost forgot to post today. I am suddenly pretty checked out on tumblr. No clue why. Anyway, I saw a picture of her and it looked sunny and nice and somehow I have only posted her once. I really could have sworn it was more than that but it turns out it isn’t. So today I want to fuck Michelle Jenneke.

So Charli XCX was at an event this weekend and I think she looked very good. In some ways i miss her hair when it was just long and semi untamed cause she has very good hair but I am really enjoying the splash of red in her shorter cut right now and she has looked pretty good on the red carpet recently. So I am excited to post her but there is really an even more appropriate reason to post her and that is my dear friend Katherine. Everyone knows how much I like Charli XCX if they follow this blog, she’s probably my favorite. But I like my friend Katherine way more. Usually this is when I link to the person’s tumblr and talk about how tumblr made our friendship but it didn’t. She doesn’t have one. She’s just the only person who knows I have this blog that isn’t on tumblr and she turns out to be a powerful metaphor for what people are losing with tumblr. That’s a safe space. Katherine knows cause I trust her and she is kind and non judgy and could see the good in my blog and past the name I suppose. And even if she didn’t get why someone would create this blog at the outset she understand that I needed some outlet. People had that with tumblr and even if their blog isn’t going to be deleted and directly impacted I think a lot of people feel that they have lost their safe space. A place where they could anonymously be themselves and largely not be judged. It’s what the internet should be for. I am lucky, my safe space will remain my friends, most especially my dear friend Katherine. But I am old, I have had years to create these spaces in my lives. Not everyone has the luxury of being old. Either way I am posting Charli because I am intensely attracted to her and she is just a good choice here. Cause I love her and Katherine doesn’t get it. But doesn’t make me feel like I am wrong (in part because she’s obviously wrong). I am glad to have both and I am glad I had this tumblr. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

So I can’t remember how I started following everyone on tumblr but I remember how I came to follow my dear sweet @thunderstormofoblivion. Once upon a time I used to look at the blog of every single person who followed me. That lasted about… 2 years maybe. Gaining followers is self catalyzing because the more you have the more reblogs you get and the more visible your stuff becomes. Plus so many are just blank it became pointless. But I have always noticed when the same person keeps reblogging my stuff. And I really notice when it’s a celebrity I like who gets no attention. Nicki Minaj (who in theory this post is about but isn’t going to get most of the ink here, sorry. She’s hot, I tend to like her, the current drama surrounding her is tiresome though) is one of the few people I have posted who gets shitty remarks either in the reblogs or via anon (on my second blog btw, which is a lot of effort to be a coward). I have danced around this before but let’s be honest, it’s some combination of misogyny and racism that does it. Anyway, I noticed that @thunderstormofoblivion kept reblogging her and so I wanted to check out her blog and i liked it. She seemed pretty sharp. I mean, obviously, she was following me, she must be a person of taste. So eventually I followed her and then sent her an ask with one of those lists of asks because I always do when I see them. It’s a real crime the don’t pop up much these days and even worse people don’t seem to get a lot of asks in response. They’re fun. Anyway, it turns out my first instinct was right, she was fantastic. Easily my favorite Romanian. I know that’s a low bar because I only know Dracula otherwise and everyone knows that guys sucks but I am willing to say my favorite Eastern European. And I know like 8 people whose last name ends in ski. Top in an entire region. It really is impressive. Our friendship is strong so I have faith in it post tumblr but I will still be sad if tumblr tears this kind of thing asunder for people. Sometimes people just want to commiserate together on how hot Nicki Minaj and Blake Lively are and how good I’d look in a leopard print coat. I’m not doing that shit on facebook, I can tell you that much. Today I want to fuck Nicki Minaj.

If ya’ll haven’t noticed, there’s a bit of a theme developing this week. It didn’t start that way but it’ll end that way. Today I am posting Michelle Trachtenberg in honor of @femalecelebrityoftheday. Why? Cause he’s another friend I value from this place. Remember yesterday when I mentioned every friendship is different? This is a good example. He has great taste in movies and lives in Scotland and I don’t know his real name but given the facts I have I assume he spends all his time fighting lake monsters, eating haggis, and watching Star Trek. You might wonder how I figured this out but I promise you it’s actually very simple. I’m an asshole American which allows me to boil down all other nationalities to a couple of stereotypes so I only kind of have to consider them people. You’re welcome, now go drink your Irn Bru and play your bagpipes. You’re welcome, I managed like 5 things. I usually stop at 3. Anyway, he tends to have pretty good taste and is one of the few people who understands what it is like to run a blog like this. His is different of course but enough the same that he knows. We attract some weirdos who are mildly offended when we aren’t as weird as them. We get some people who never figure it out. He’s a good guy though and I know he’s sticking around. But wishing so many people probably weren’t heading for the exit. Michelle Trachenberg is the celebrity I associate most with him because, and i didn’t check but my memory is flawless, he posted her every other day for the first 22 years he ran his blog. I think she got passed by like Emma Roberts or Nessy since then but I still think of her as his girl. And well, I have never disagreed that she cleans up pretty nice. Today I want to fuck Michelle Trachenberg.

Hey guys, I am posting Barbara Palvin today because my dear friend @she-goes-to-eleven (who tumblr won’t even let me properly tag anymore) is basically done with tumblr. I don’t blame her. I am not sure I want to deal with the frustration of fighting with Tumblr’s bots either and the more details that come out about this the grosser it gets. Verizon wants to know how to commodify black lives matter? Great, no thanks, sorry. Anyway, this is feeling like a swan song this week but it’s my blog so I have decided it’s a victory lap. The reason Kat is getting mentioned is cause she is my friend and we are very close. I have made a few close friends on tumblr and each friendship is unique, which is part of why a platform self destructing can be so sad, you are never sure if an online friendship is portable. Often they are not. It would be sad to lose that because people have more than one friend (I hope. Verizon probably doesn’t. Who would be friends with them?) but each friendship is unique. You aren’t sad about losing a friend because you’re out of friends, you’re sad cause you’re losing that unique bond. Without Kat I will need to find someone new to sexually harass me and tell me how smart and funny I am. Lesbians like that don’t grow on trees. Because lesbians are people, you assholes, they’re born like the rest of us. Anyway, I met Kat when she reached out to me about… something. Probably cute boys I guess? That would make sense, she is a girl so it could only be that or shopping. She has been hurt by this because of course as a member of the LGBT community a lot of this is a betrayal. She was just a young lesbian with nothing but a vagina and a dream when I met her. And that dream was to look at pictures of naked ladies largely. Dream won. Now, I know people are saying you can see that elsewhere but I promise you there are not as many places as friendly to a girl who wants to look at porn out there as you think. On top of that she made friends here, like I did, and not all those friendships are portable. So I get her sense of betrayal and abandonment. I think it’s valid and the fact that my friend was hurt by this action is more than enough reason for me to tell tumblr it can go fuck itself. I am posting Barbara Palvin because in truth I could post almost any girl but she is one of Kat’s favorites. And I like her too. So it’s a win win post really. Today I want to fuck Barbara Palvin.

Here is Gemma Arterton who it turns out looks very pretty in pink. The British Independent Film Awards were last night and she was there and we’re all kind of winners because she looked fantastic. I mean, it’s more reward than award but I’ll take it. Today I want to fuck Gemma Arterton.