My brain is in a weird place today.  I am kind of sleepy and kind of out of it and like… all day thoughts are there but just out of grasp. I know I had some dreams about stuff but every time I try to grasp them they slip through my fingers. I feel like there is a celebrity involved somewhere but also the name won’t come. Just… I am in an odd place. Either way, I am posting Priyanka Chopra today cause I was sitting here and she popped into my head for no discernible reason. That’s fine. She is attractive. That seems like a good enough reason to me, even if it isn’t all that specific. But here she is because today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

So here is Katherine Langford cause we’re still getting Golden Globes related pictures and I think she’s beautiful. That’s about it really. I have still only ever seen her in Revenge Suicide the Series whatever that show is called that just will not come to mind right now but I did like her in it and just thought she was ridiculously pretty. And I still think so. But she rarely shows up anywhere, so it’s nice she was at the globes and the surrounding parties. I am glad for the chance to post her. Today I want to fuck Katherine Langford.

The Golden Globes were last night and Saoirse Ronan won. Literally.  Not my usual announcement but she won Best Actress in a comedy or musical and good for her. I have been trying to see Lady Bird for a while now and by trying to see Lady Bird for a while now I mean I kept thinking about it, then realized it was outside, said fuck it and watched some garbage instead like a youtube video about the 10 Real Paranormal Encounters You Won’t Believe.  Which for the record, they were right, I didn’t believe. It all sounded like bullshit to me.  A+ For clickbait accuracy there. Anyway, today I made it. A non-existent ice storm has closed schools and a bunch of stuff here so I said fuck it and skipped out to go see a noon show and here I am. It’s why Saoirse Ronan is here. I didn’t hate her dress or anything but this for once isn’t about the dresses after an awards show. It’s about her performance in a movie that I found to just be beautiful. It was a comedy and I laughed but the true triumph was it’s portrait of human beings. I would say if you were ever a teenager there is something in this movie for you (think of it as having a kinship with Ghostworld, it just isn’t a pessimistic and it’s characters are not outsiders).  And if you were never a teenager then… I assume you must be some sort of robot in disguise. And not the good kind that turns into a truck. Well, just know movies will be how we identify you when you try to take over the world. Anyone who doesn’t cry at Old Yeller is a robot. We’ll beat you. Back to the movie though, it was very well written but the most important part of course was the lead roll. Saoirse Ronan did such a good job of creating a very true but lovable character. Sure she is a callow, sometimes mean teenager. She is a teenager, she’s not fully formed. But you love her because of how she inhabits the role. It was exceptional. So she’s here today because I am just enamored with her and the performance. Today I want to fuck Saoirse Ronan.

Today was a hard day to pick guys. Because if you don’t know, the Golden Globes are tonight and really mark the for real start of awards season. That means yesterday was full of events and dinners and galas and who knows what else.  Lots of red carpets and so on. Lots of people I like showing up at more than one event in more than one dress. But Jessica Chastain won out because I love Jessica Chastain. I am well aware she might get posted tomorrow because tomorrow I will no doubt post the person who wows me the most at the Golden Globes red carpet. Oh well, I can deal with that. To my shame of the major nominees I have seen basically like 2 movies. I really wanted to get out to see Lady Bird at some point this week but it’s been really cold and I am a delicate flower. I didn’t want to wilt. So it means that I have no real opinions on who should win what but I feel confident saying if Jessica Chastain wins it’s well deserved because I feel she is the best working actor in the world right now. It’s possible she is suddenly terrible in Molly’s Game but I doubt it. So I guess I am pulling for her? Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

So here is a post that is going to feel out of nowhere cause, you know, it’s kind of out of nowhere.  Charlotte Caslick hasn’t shown up here since the Olympics on account of being an Olympic Athlete. I found Rugby Sevens to be a revelation in the last Olympics, I just really, really enjoyed watching it. And it’s cold as fuck here. So cold that there is no way I am going outside unless I have to. So I was like, you know, it’s Summer in Australia and so on, I wonder if there is anything like Rugby Sevens to watch. Well.. there’s not. Not until the end of the month so… finger’s crossed for snow in the last week of January. I did excitedly find that while the men’s matches will be on ESPN and thus barely televised, the women’s matches will be on the Rubgy Channel, which is a streaming thing and I have already added it to my TV and bam, I am ready and I am excited. As an American I am obviously going to root for the US but if I have to be honest my heart will be with Charlotte Caslick. Not because she’s pretty, though, you know, it doesn’t hurt, but because she was so much fun to watch last time. I am not an expert on the sport but man, I know what fast looks like, I know what strong looks like. She was a thing of beauty to watch, just this combo of speed and power and I am kind of excited to get to watch her again in a few weeks. Plus all her pictures are her in warm weather and man that looks good too. Really good. Today I want to fuck Charlotte Caslick.

I was watching Lore last night, which is a TV show based on a podcast I quite like.  It’s like spooky 99% invisible. Or maybe spooky Memory Palace. Look, if you know what those words mean then you probably understand what it is and if those words mean nothing to you know that I am just super cool and this is all super cool chick magnet stuff like you’d expect from me. Anyway, I was up to the second episode after watching the first in October because… sorry Amazon, it just never, ever occurs to me to go watch your shows. It just doesn’t.  You aren’t even like my 4th option on the, “I’m bored, I am going to put something on” list. It’s not you, it’s me. Mostly. So I watched and it’s set in Ireland and I was like, “Hey, this redhead is really very attractive and she is giving me a vibe like I know her”. I looked it up and it was Holland Roden.  Well there we go, I was right on both counts. She is attractive and I know her. I thought I had posted her a few times in the past but it turns out one time ever. Who knew? Well here she is again because she is really pretty and um… to my terrible ears her Irish Accent was good. And I know nothing because I’m an American but I’m confident about it! Today I want to fuck Holland Roden.

I saw Guillermo Del Toro say that Aubrey Plaza’s performance in Ingrid Goes West was the best performance of the year.  It was a tweet in reply to an article that stated in a just world Aburey Plaza would win an Oscar for her performance there. I can’t comment on the best of the year because I just haven’t watched enough from 2017 yet but I am inclined to agree it was fantastic.  Ingrid Goes West was a hard movie. It was a black comedy that was heavy on the discomfort and the magic in the performance here from Aubrey Plaza was that she was very uncomfortable to watch, inhumanly awkward and yet at the same time you felt for her. The sadness and loneliness and the mental illness at the core of everything she did, well, it was amazing how human the performance could feel with someone acting anything but human. It was good and she was great. But then she often is in things but Black Comedies aren’t usually Oscar bait movies so we’ll see. I liked it though and it was a reminder that I haven’t posted her in some time. So I am rectifying that. Today I want to fuck Aubrey Plaza.

So Charli XCX was on the Love Advent yesterday and it came out just as I was posting and boy, if it had hit earlier she would have been here yesterday. I haven’t been a huge fan of this year’s Love Advent but in general I am never huge on it. It seems strange but they get so many women I like that one or two sucks me in. Some people might be surprised that this advent is still going on but it’s like the douchiest, creepiest mall Santa says when he’s hitting on some teenager working at hot dog on a stick, “It’s Christmas somewhere”. Or they are just being inclusive because for some people Christmas still isn’t until Sunday. I legitimately don’t know if that is really it or if they are just milking it. Anyway, Charli XCX looked exceptionally hot and it had a New Years feel to me so I am posting her. It’s appropriate to help start your year and I am doing a real service here. Mainly though the scorching hotness. If I’m being honest. That’s most of it. Today I want to fuck Charli XCX.

How about some Anna Kendrick today, guys?  Yeah, that sounds good to me to.  I like Anna Kendrick, it’s weird that she hasn’t really been around much lately. Not on this blog, though that’s true, but in general she seems to have mainly disappeared from celebrity gossip and stuff. Is Pitch Perfect 3 bad?  Is it just over?  I actually haven’t read a thing about it one way or another, it all goes by so quickly over the holidays. Well, whatever, here’s hoping she gets cast in like… the next Star Wars or something so I can see her more. Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

Well guys, 2018 is here and I hope you survive the experience. Demi Lovato has gotten the year off to a great start and I appreciate her making my decision as to who to post today remarkably easy. She performed at a place in Miami last night and I assume it was New Years Eve related but to be honest I have no clue. It could be a coincidence. It’s possible there was a big part in Miami and no one there remembered what day it was.  It seems unlikely but I was playing video games with people last night and then said, “Hey, I wonder how close we are to the count down” and when I looked at the time I realized I had missed it by like 30 minutes or something. So it could happen. It’s unlikely. Demi looked remarkable though. I mean, there is that smile I love but a tight sparkly blue  catsuit thing on top of that?  Amazing. Just amazing. I realize I was mostly joking about people forgetting New Years but she looks so good there I could genuinely see myself getting distracted by it and forgetting what time/day/year it was. So she gets to start out the year because when the year arrived she looked beautiful and sexy and amazing. Today I want to fuck Demi Lovato.