Tag: Actress

The last time I posted Katharine Isabelle was in October of last year.  This is not a coincidence.  While, I think she is gorgeous year round it isn’t like the world is littered with mentions of Katharine Isabelle, so she doesn’t always pop into my head.  Instead, what happens is October started today and I am already in full Halloween mode and started to mildly panic because what if I watch a movie this month and want to post one of my favorite scream queens?  What if I have no new pictures to post, what if I have posted every decent picture in existence of every girl I have ever liked in a horror movie?  It was a very real worry because my Katharine Isabelle picture folder has 157 images.  For comparison my Candice Swanepoel folder has 9,100.  So you know, there is a lack of Katharine Isabelle out there.  So I got thinking about it and my brain went from what if this happens to, “Man, Katharine Isabelle is so hot”.  And thus I am posting her.  Cause Halloween is coming!  And she is just awesome.  Go watch something with her in it!  Today I want to fuck Katharine Isabelle.

I watched Quantico even though it didn’t really seem like it would be my kind of thing.  It ended up being a little bit better than I thought it would be even if it still is not my thing.  So why did I watch a thing I didn’t think I’d like?  Why will I probably at give it at least a few more episodes?  The answer to that is 100% Priyanka Chopra.  She is just so beautiful.  Ridiculously so.  I am really pulling for the show to be a hit because if she becomes a huge star it will only be of benefit to me.  I mean… she already is a huge star.  Just not here.  Our media saturation always results in our stars getting more coverage and pictures and being in more and… it’s all selfishly motivated.  It takes a lot of work to keep track of Bollywood stars, if she becomes Hollywood Star Priyanka Chopra my life will be much easier.  Besides, look at her.  Man she is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Priyanka Chopra.

Here is Mary Elizabeth Winstead because oh my god Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She was on stage this weekend doin gher whole Got a Girl thing and Oh. My. God.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  She looked great.  I knew she looked great cause I immediately told one friend when I saw them.  When I didn’t get a response I reblogged them to show wildflagsure who responded with, “Holy Shit”, “Wow”, and “fuck”.  Then femalecelebrityoftheday messaged me to say, “HOLY SHIT THOSE MEW PICS.”.  So there you have it, the opinions are unanimous.  Mary Elizabeth Winstead looked amazing.  Which is less than stunning because she is so beautiful.  Also, she has a lovely voice.  If you have never heard Got a Girl and have some love for Serge Gainsborough 1970;s style French pop… well, I have a band for you guys to listen to.  If you don’t know what any of that means… go watch Smashed.  It’s really good.  Back to the point at hand though, I just want to reiterate: Holy Shit, oh my god, Mary Elizabeth Winstead.  Today I want to fuck Mary Elizabeth Winstead.

It appears that Jessica Chastain season is starting early this year.  I am 100% fine with this if you are curious.  Usually I have to wait for a mix of awards shows and late season awards bait releases to really get to peak Chastain.  Of course, this isn’t necessarily peak, it could get a lot better.  But with the Martian being promoted everywhere she is showing up a lot and after that we’ll get Crimson Peak in just a few weeks which I hope takes us through October.  From there I just hope people start handing out statues and trophies and whatever and we can just see Jessica Chastain through the Oscars.  This would be like a 6 month Chastain season, so it might be wishful thinking but I fully endorse it if the world wants to make it happen.  I am also going to see the Martian because it looks pretty good.  Ditto Crimson Peak.  Not that this is surprising because I see almost anything with Jessica Chastain in it on account of her amazingness.  Today I want to fuck Jessica Chastain.

It’s been a pretty strong week for Anne Hathaway.  Well, appearance wise, the Intern is getting pretty middling reviews, though what I have read has said it would be total garbage if not for her and De Niro which is kind of a no duh situation anyway. Anyway, she has looked good at her various public screenings and interviews and so on.  I mean, the one dress I am not entirely sold on but you know, it’s ok, she still looks good.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

I am as I type this watching the first episode of Scream Queens.  So far pretty good.  I mean, I am not sure about it’s long term prospects because this isn’t my first rodeo with Ryan Murphy.  But it is funny so far and assuming it’s goal is to make me want to see Emma Roberts die horribly then goal achieved.  Also, always Jamie Lee Curtis bonus points because she is the best.  All of that said, I am posting Ariana Grande today because Ariana Grande is the hottest girl on the show.  At least so far, I have only seen a bunch of truly despicable sorority girls thus far.  But it’s late and i really like Ariana so here she is.  Today I want to fuck Ariana Grande.

Anne Hathaway.  Finally Anne Hathaway.  I think about Anne Hathaway a great deal more than I post her.  It just happens with some people.  Part of this is because I would say she ranked higher with me before I ran this blog.  Like 2008 Anne Hathaway is near untouchable.  There is nothing wrong with later Anne Hathaway but that just happens sometimes, you move on in your celebrity crushes and lusts because it’s almost always going to be temporary.  And of course she cut her hair for Les Mis and I just was not feeling the short hair on her.  As a matter of fact I thought I was going to post Anne almost 2 weeks ago.  I was telling to my friend whole-lies-and-half-smiles about how glad I am that her hair is growing out.  She just looks better with longer hair.  And that was late some night and I was like, man, I am totally going to post Anne Hathaway tomorrow because she is looking great.  And she was, some photoshoots and stuff and just looking great.  The next day was the start of TIFF and Fashion Week and suddenly she was drown out.  But not today because she has a movie coming out and suddenly she’s all over my dash.  This is a good thing because Anne Hathaway is gorgeous.  Today I want to fuck Anne Hathaway.

So after posting her just a few days ago and saying how rare it was to get to post Christina Hendricks here she is again.  I liked a few people at the Emmys, a couple of things stood out but only 2 dresses really blew me away.  I really like Christina Hendrick’s black and gold dress.  I think it was fantastic. And yes, I like shiny things.  I also like Christina Hendricks and last night was a good reminder of how much I miss her and Mad Men.  I guess at least Jon Hamm finally won but I wish Christina Hendricks had finally gotten an Emmy to recognize her amazing work.  Well, I know she was amazing.  I am sure plenty of people do.  Today I want to fuck Christina Hendricks.

Of the many people at Fashion Week last week who I thought I would post but never actually did, Anna Kendrick might be the most shocking.  Because I love Anna Kendrick.  She is like the 6th most frequently posted celebrity on this blog.  I adore her just top to bottom.  She is gorgeous.  She is funny.  She is smart.  She is talented.  She has great fashion sense.  She makes me feel warm and tingly.  You know, the whole package.  And I really did like her blue dress.  But… a lot of people didnt’ get posted.  And I doubt any of them are broken up about it but I always feel like I have some how failed to not mention everyone.  Well thank god it’s also Film Festival season cause it means more red carpet and Anna was out for Mr. Right this weekend and so here she is.  Because she is beautiful and talented and makes my heart go pitter patter et al.  She’s the best.  Today I want to fuck Anna Kendrick.

I watched Unfriended and I have to say I really liked it.  I mean.. ok maybe I liked it would be more accurate.  But it was a fair bit better than a lot of horror I watch and it was very inventive.  I would say it found a way to show a character’s inner monologue in a very natural way and it showed the character better than most movies can achieve thanks for the gimmick of it’s presentation.  Probably what really hurts it is for a horror movie it lacked scares but I would point out this movie was innovative and entertaining and of course was dismissed out of hand by a lot of horror fans.  It’s not surprising, horror is the most conservative of genres so not only does it dislike progress it’s fans have a deep seeded distrust for innovation and of course for youth culture.  This is the genre famous for punishing transgressions and it’s core championing the status quo and staying in one’s predefined social role.  All of that though is just a prelude for me talking about Shelley Hennig.  I think she is really pretty.  She was even in something else I had seen before but I don’t remember her in it.  She’s also a former Miss Teen USA and was on a WB show.  The last part makes sense, brunette on the WB, now I can kinda see a little Nina Dobrev in her.  That definitely is my type.  One of my types.  I have a lot of types.  Seriously, look at the tags on my blog.  It’s nuts.  Shelley Hennig is pretty though and I enjoyed the movie so today I want to fuck Shelley Hennig.