Tag: audrey kitching

So you guys get a break from athletes today but don’t worry, I am sure they’ll be back (btw, fascinating aside, Silje Norendal got no attention yesterday until she appeared on NBC’s primetime broadcast and then all of a sudden she got a bunch of likes within an hour).  Anyway, today Audrey Kitching is back and it is not because she is in the Olympics.  It is because she has pink hair.  That simple.  She has pink hair and I like pink hair and well, she often just has remarkably nice hair.  And that’s enough sometimes.  So today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

Here is Audrey Kitching who has shown up here before but it has been like a year.  I can’t say that’s a surprise because most of you probably are going “who”?  Well, she’s like… a style icon who now I guess is an elder statesmen of people who go famous on the internet.  Back in the early days of myspace she managed to use the platform to advance her modeling and popularity and also dated dudes in bands (just one really but the reputation was soon cemented as the girl who dated dudes in bands).  And she was much loved and hated and it all seems very quaint now because I don’t think she elicits much hate from anyone anymore.  Maybe she does and I don’t see it anymore.  The only time she pops up is when I see some sort of article about her being fashion forward or something.  So that’s good I guess, the controversy is gone, all that’s left is a buzz feed blog and occasional clothing lines.  None of that really matters because what I like is the hair.  I love the pink hair.  I like the other colored hair a little less but I am still fan.  I like colorful hair.  Her hair usually looks pretty good.  Today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

So Audrey Kitching makes an appearance again.  There are various things I could go into about her and why I think she’s attractive but the simple thing is just pink hair.  I really like pink hair.  Always have.  Like… I can’t remember a time I didn’t.  I even remember in college there was this girl with bubble gum pink hair and I thought she was so hot.  Then Sophomore year she came back with her natural hair color and i realized she really wasn’t very good looking.  That’s the power of pink hair sometimes.  And let’s be honest, pink or whatever, Audrey Kitching clearly has great hair, she knows what she’s doing up there.  I just love it.  So today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

It has been an odd week, I’m the first to admit it.  Now, I stand by everyone I picked but I totally get that I have gone kind of out there and obscure to a degree, I mean Kristen Stewart? Who is she?  Well she was in a little movie about Vampires, you’ve probably never heard of it.  Seriously, even she fits though as people did mention they thought I didn’t like her.  And it is true she was an anomaly.  On the other hand today we have Audrey Kitching, who I have always thought is pretty but I get is also a strange pick.  Certainly the level of fame isn’t that high in the grand scheme of things but you know, she is internet famous.  I promise you more people on tumblr know her than Dolly Read.  But yes, it has been an interesting week.  And that’s cool, I let me impulses guide me here but it’s nice when they guide me to less traveled territory.  Variety is, after all, the spice of blogging about hot girls.  Audrey is, in my opinion, undeniably pretty.  She gets a lot of hate and it’s hard to write about someone with a bit of baggage without it influencing you somehow.  You at least have to bring it up.  The thing is I don’t care if people feel she steals her style, or if she is a bitch, or whatever.  I mean, I guess I am more attracted to people I respect but someone who I mainly know as a big time scene queen and fashion blogger… I am not too worried about the gossip of people on the internet.   She’s basically here because stolen or original or some combination of like.. stolriginal I like her sense of style.  It’s like the… sexy version of playing dress up from your Mom’s closet or like from a gypsy’s stolen wardrobe.  I love, love, love her hair, it is gorgeous.  And I think she’s pretty.  Yeah, some days I am moved by great performances.  Some days I just like a pretty girl.  Today? Today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.

So… she isn’t exactly famous famous but she is internet famous.  Perhaps more hated than loved, Audrey Kitching is one of those people to rise to semi prominence thanks to the birth of social networking and the boom of the internet as a community as a whole.  I will leave the debate to others about if this is horrible or awesome or inconsequential.  The truth is she is pretty and uniquely so.  Though I am sure some will mention she cribbed her style from whatever she does it well and she made a career out of it, that’s praise worthy.  I have a serious weakness for pink hair, I happen to love her style, and right now I don’t care if she is enviable or despicable either way today I want to fuck Audrey Kitching.