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I suppose I am still thinking about Doctor Who.  I must be.  Maybe I didn’t want to leave Billie Piper out?  I have a lot of affection for Billie but rarely do I have much lust.  For a generation (or maybe even two, the idea of a Netflix Canon is so fascinating to me, and Who is on Netflix so it may well be that a lot of people are just going to start with the reboot for years to come) she was our first companion.  Not to be too cliche but everyone remembers their first.  As someone whose primary role is audience surrogate it just makes sense we would bond quickly with out character.  Even those who hate ourselves love thinking about ourselves.  It’s just human nature, we are extremely self centered creatures.  Even the most empathetic of us still see the world primarily through the lens of how it relates to us.  So if Rose is us then it makes sense we would feel a deep attachment to Rose (and thus poor Martha Jones didn’t stand a chance.  You guys were brutal.  Seriously, just brutal.  Poor girl).  So it means that Rose, and through transference Billie Piper, is someone I feel a ton of affection towards.  But not often a lot of lust.  But sometimes lust.  Usually not though.  In this case, I think she looked really good in the 50th Anniversary.  I still don’t think I felt a lot of lust but the old affection was there.  She was charming in that way that she is always charming.  I do keep thinking about her.  Sometimes that is enough.  Sometimes I post someone because they are on my mind.  It leads to days like today where I can say from the heart more than from the loins: Today I want to fuck Billie Piper. 

Billie Piper is kind of odd because I am not really always sure if I am attracted to her.  It is a strange way to start an entry I know.  When she was on Doctor Who there were times she looked pretty but if you had asked me usually I would have said she didn’t do it for me.  And I think I’d still say that. Looking for pictures just now I started to get bored and almost closed this.  Except I am watching Secret Diary of a Call Girl so I didn’t.  Because it occurred to me that I really like Billie Piper.  I mean, I’m not watching a sex scene or something, she’s in sweats and talking at the camera.  This isn’t about her dressing provocatively, it’s just like when she was Rose, I may not have had lascivious thoughts about her but I felt real affection for her.  And I am not saying she isn’t pretty.  I’m not stupid, I get that everything is in the right place and she passes the blonde and British test.  Just… sometimes people don’t do it for you.  Except when they do.  I almost think it’s better or… I don’t know, more special when I realize my attraction to someone is less physical and more emotional.  I mean, it’s all bullshit, I know but I am ok with realizing my attraction to Billie Piper is because she is pleasant and charming and just really likeable.  I guess what I am saying is it’s not because sometimes she shows up topless, it’s because I like her that today I want to fuck Billie Piper.

I have never posted Billie Piper before because she is one of those girls who sometimes I think looks amazing and sometimes holds no appeal for me.  I mean, I love Billie Piper.  She was my first ever companion!  I knew Doctor Who existed as a kid because it was that weird show with the scarf guy that looked like it must be horrible so I never watched it.  It wasn’t until I was an adult and they relaunched it that I gave it a chance.  So of course, like everyone else who first saw the Doctor through the eyes of Rose, Billie Piper is a big deal, she was there for us, we were supposed to see ourselves in her (ok. I know I just set up a pun there, ignore it).  The thing is I have a lot of affection so i don’t want my first comments to seem negative, she is wonderful.  She just… doesn’t often catch my fancy.  I almost don’t think of her that way.  I guess it’s like when people say it’s like thinking that way about your sister.  I don’t know, I don’t have a sister, someone with a sister will have to tell me (Oh god, what am I doing on this post.  Don’t tell me!  Look, you guys have sent me messages like that before, I really don’t need to know how much you like one of your family members boobs.  Somethings should stay personal).  What I am saying is… god I don’t even know, I have made a total mess of this post, Billie deserves better because she is absolutely amazing.  Today I want to fuck Billie Piper.